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Rudy Park

Published 2017-06-18 (Image 158722)

I forgot my phone at the hotel. How do I get to the planetarium? That depends on how much its worth to you. What? What do you mean? Do you want the long way or the short way? Do you want the safe way through the cobblestone paths of Lily Pad Meadow … or do you want the treacherous way over the frigid Reaper Mountain Pass? Do you seriously expect me to pay for directions? Is that a serious question? This is America, where we have an obligation to turn a profit on every interaction, unless were donating to charity for a tax write-off. Unless youre a 501-3c I have to charge you. Its in the Constitution. I only have $5 on me. Ill print out the treacherous directions for you. For an extra $1 Ill make sure it avoids most of the rabid grizzly squirrels.

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