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Candorville

Published 2020-08-18 (Image 184603)


Coronavirus outbreak USA, week 23 … Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy. Its called time dilation. Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. Im a prime example. I havent aged a day in decades I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth … all because Im always on the move. Im writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. Ive been meaning to ask if youd be the control group. Cant. Ill be too busy sitting here.

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