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Candorville

Published 2018-12-02 (Image 174985)


Big L, you want me to be Santa again for your boy this year? Let me think about that, Clyde  Last year, I woke up to find my two-year-old boy shocking a pigeon with a taser gun. He said Santa gave him the taser, said Dont tell your daddy, and then forgot to shut the window when he climbed down the fire escape. I tried mouth-to-mouth but the pigeon was long gone. I only had to spend nine days in jail for animal cruelty, but my boy was in therapy for four months. Not my fault. I told him to only use it for fishing. No I dont want you to be Santa this year!!!

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