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Candorville

Published 2017-04-23 (Image 156529)


Hello, youve reached Sisyphus Mortgage. This is Ryan. How may I hinder you? I just got an ad saying you specialize in loans for self-employed people. Im self-employed. Ive taken all the tax deductions the law allows, so my income appears to be much smaller than it actually is. Is there any type of loan Id qualify for? Of course. If youve got 24 months of bank statements that show you can easily afford the monthly payments, you may qualify for a "bank statement loan." I could get you bank statements. Great! ... Oh, one more thing, we also need to see receipts proving that your expenses match your bank accounts. You do? ... O ... K ... Ill see if I can dig those up. Great! ... Oh, one more thing, well also need to see your business license. Ryan, how many "one more things" are there? Before I can answer that, I just need one more thing ...

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