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Published 2012-04-08 (Image 77837)

All of the women Ive dated in the past year pale in comparison to Kelly, because they donít want me the way Kelly wanted me. Dr. Noodle. I cant settle for someone who doesnít say she couldnít live without me, that shed die if she couldnít smell my scent, taste my lips ... Like Kelly did. I cant settle for someone who doesnt say she loves me more than her family, more than her work, even more than God. Like Kelly did. Interesting, then, that she kept disappearing for months at a time, never once came to visit you, and only gave you a couple hours of her time when youd visit her. Does that incongruity tell you anything? Like what? Like maybe NOBODY can ever want you "like Kelly did." Not even Kelly.

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