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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-06 worthless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-06 Pub. Date: 2016-11-06
Image Number: 149972
Caption: I don't care about anything I've heard lately, I'm still voting for Donald Trump on Tuesday. Yeah, maybe he teaches young men it's ok to objectify and assault women. And maybe he teaches young women that they're worthless. But we're not electing a "role model." And sure, maybe he's a tad racist. But we're not electing a "sensitivity trainer." Sigh. Newsweak. And yeah, maybe he hasn't paid income taxes ever since "Pocahontas" was in theaters, but we're not electing a "Taxpayer in Chief." And sure, maybe he's far better at alienating people than he is at winning them over. But we're not electing a "leader." ... What? Nothing.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-01 worthless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-01 Pub. Date: 2016-09-01
Image Number: 147922
Caption: I think you're being way too hard on that new Eddie Murphy movie, Clyde. Bruh. Why you keep defendin' that tired, horrible abomination? I don't know. Well … I guess when people hate something so venomously and tell me it's worthless, I have this reflexive instinct to find the good in it ... which explains a lot, actually. Whachoo lookin' at me like that for?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-20 worthless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-20 Pub. Date: 2013-07-20
Image Number: 99245
Caption: I think you're only scratching the surface. Dr. Noodle. You're not stressed about being broke. You're stressed because you fear what that says about you. M.A. You fear it means you're irresponsible. Worthless. A useless mole on the booty of mankind. Hey, I told you I'll pay you next Tuesday. Get off my case. You're defensive. That's a sign of a deeper fear ...
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-03 worthless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-03 Pub. Date: 2012-10-03
Image Number: 88012
Caption: Liberals. Hollywood. Academics. College hippies. Poor freeloaders who don’t pay income taxes. Feminists. Illegals. Food stamp recipients. The media. Thank God for Culture Clash. I can't stand any of those worthless, un-American groups … … Because they're just so divisive. Thank God for Culture Clash.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-06-28 worthless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-06-28 Pub. Date: 2011-06-28
Image Number: 62672
Caption: State yur name. Doctor Sigmund Mesmer Noodle. Do you solemnly swear an oath to tell the truth, so help you God? No. If I were going to lie, then I would be a liar. And if I were a liar, then my oath would be worthless. The real reason courts don't have therapists testify. Have you always sought empty promises from the people in your life, Judge?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-24 worthless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-24 Pub. Date: 2010-06-24
Image Number: 48743
Caption: Lemont travels back in time to fix his life. U.C. Berkeley Dormitories Freeborn Hall. Sasha Mitchell will be here in a few minutes, carrying a teddy bear. She'll say his name is "Lemont, Jr." For some reason, that won't scare you. That's because you and she are meant to be. 16 years ago, I took her up to my room and totally screwed it all up. But you can fix it. Do it right and you'll save us from a lonely life of misery. ... No pressure. Screw up, and the rest of your life will be worthless.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-15 worthless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-15 Pub. Date: 2008-09-15
Image Number: 26778
Caption: Dick Fink, please get me Lemont Brown on the phone. Get him yourself. The world owes you nothing. Stop expecting other people to do things for you, you worthless slacker! What? Haven't you ever heard of "tough love"? You're my ASSISTANT. You'll thank me someday.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-09-13 worthless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-09-13 Pub. Date: 2006-09-13
Image Number: 14656
Caption: Clyde doesn't want to hang out with you anymore? Guess not, Susan. Can you believe that? A no-good worthless thug who can't keep a job just dumped me. A disappointing waste of Adidas and gold teeth just kicked me, Lemont Brown, to the curb. I can't imagine why he wouldn't want to hang out with you. That's what I'm saying.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-11 worthless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-08-11 Pub. Date: 2006-08-11
Image Number: 14351
Caption: You're gonna keep flipping burgers at Pigville instead of trying for a high-paying job at the Chronicle… …'cause you're afraid you don't have what it takes to make it in the big leagues. As your best friend, I'll support your decision, Lemont. Even if you think it makes you a scared, stupid little worthless punk who's flushing his life down the toilet. Thanks, Susan. Don't mention it.
     
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