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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-06-02 witch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-06-02 Pub. Date: 2019-06-02
Image Number: 177793
Caption: I've noticed a 25.9% uptick in impeachment talk among the patrons. I hadn't noticed. I've also noticed your complete and utter failure to depict those talking about it as sore losers … As delusional, evil, insane cretins having temper tantrums. So what if my disgraced former lawyer says he bribed the city council on my behalf to forbid any cafes but mine within city limits? What about the phenomenal job growth I've caused? I now employ you, a Roomba and, allegedly, nine out of ten city council members. Now get out there and pit our patrons against one another by declaring this witch hunt to be an illegal coup. And remind them you can't impeach a cafe owner for creating a great underground economy. Very bad man.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-13 witch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-13 Pub. Date: 2016-03-13
Image Number: 139909
Caption: It all started with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy, Ezekiel Goodhusband. Dr. Noodle. Ezekiel was the courtroom sketch artist at the Salem Witch Trials. He drew a particularly unflattering likeness of Hezekiah Usher II. Hezekiah was later acquitted. But as poor Ezekiel would soon learn, Hezekiah actually was a witch. Hezekiah cursed Ezekiel and all his descendants. On our thirtieth birthdays, we all turn invisible ... forced to live out our lives in obscurity ... our needs, our contributions, our dreams and our worth going totally unnoticed. There's no upside here. Either I need anti-psychotics ... or you're lying naked on my couch. See? We're supposed to be talking about me!
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-02 witch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-02 Pub. Date: 2015-05-02
Image Number: 126135
Caption: OK, I have to admit, that was a really good film. What was your favorite part? Avengers. My favorite part was seeing Elizabeth Olsen play the Scarlet Witch. I remember when she was the baby on "Full House." So not only did I get to feel incredibly old, I also got to be distracted by the image of "Uncle Jessie" singing to her that kept running through my head. She wasn't on "Full House." Those were her older twin sisters. Avengers. Well then they should've put "she wasn't on' Full House'" on the posters.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-12 witch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-12 Pub. Date: 2009-04-12
Image Number: 31606
Caption: Hello? Hi, I'm calling from Disney's El Capitan Theater to see if you received the mail we sent you. How did you get this number? Did you get our beautiful full-color flyer announcing the Race to Witch Mountain? Which mountain is that? No, the movie, Race to Witch Mountain. I don't know, you're the one who called me: You tell me which mountain. Um... Do you have a grandson or granddaughter I can talk to, sir? They're dead. Zoo accident. Feathers... Screaming... I don't like to talk about it. I'm sorry, sir. So did you get our beautiful full-color brochure about Race to Witch Mountain? Yes, and I'm glad you called, 'cause I have some questions that I think only you can answer. I'd be very happy to, sir! Where do you guys get your hot dogs? 'Cause they're the best hot dogs I've ever had in my whole life. Also, are you seriously calling to ask whether I got the junk mail you sent? When did THAT start? Lastly, how did you get this number? ... This all doesn't seem weird to you? Take me off your phone list. If you have any questions about Race to Witch Mountain or would like to order tickets, feel free to call the number in your brochure. Is there a number for hot dogs? I do really like those. Click.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-22 witch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-22 Pub. Date: 2007-08-22
Image Number: 18334
Caption: Are you sure you want to marry my little Roxanne, Lemont? Why do you ask? I read your latest poem on your blog. Oh, the one about the pony who dreamt of being a horse? No, the one about a blogger who impregnates an evil witch, marries her, and then she and her demonic offspring nibble at his flesh for the next 18 years. I fail to see the connection. "...Not the fangs, Roxanne! Not the fangs!"
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-08 witch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-03 Pub. Date: 2007-07-08
Image Number: 18166
Caption: 2007. Gay marriage is wrong. 1967. I mean, if negras and whites can marry, it'll ruin the whole institution! 1947. By George, if I let my daughter marry a Jew, where will it end? 1867. Pretty soon our womenfolk will think they can marry Yankees! 1692. And sweareth I, in the Lord's name, my daughter shall never marry a left-handed boy, lest both doth burneth at the stake as witches! 2,000,000 B.C. Groog, moogog, tsrong, grunt oont brawwwk!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-08-26 witch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-08-26 Pub. Date: 2005-08-26
Image Number: 11397
Caption: Ms. Garcia's scheming to get a promotion. Yukon she's sort of domineering and pushy - a real witch, if you ask me. Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where Susan Garcia is a man. Mr. Garcia's going for a promotion. Yukon, he's bold and ambitious - a real go-getter, if you ask me.
     
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