Earl! Knock it off!! What's he doing? Grampa's battling that big squirrel that keeps raiding our garden. Oh, no! Now the squirrel is chasing grampa around the yard. When you get rabies, Earl, don't you come running to me!
What are you doing, grampa? Nothing much, Nelson. Just relaxing and getting some exercise. Relaxing AND exercising? Yeah. I find it very relaxing to look at my apple tree over there. HEY! STUPID SQUIRREL!!! LEAVE MY APPLES ALONE! Can I borrow your shoes? I'm about out of ammo.