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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-25 war on Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-25 Pub. Date: 2017-12-25
Image Number: 166533
Caption: Merry Christmas … Yeah, I said it. Put that in your secularist pipe and smoke it. #LOL! #Youlose. Bet that really gets you upset, doesn't it? Not really. I love Christmas. I'm having a Christmas party tonight. My little boy's going to be an elf. I'm going to be Rudolph the Reindeer. Yeah, right. Like I believe that ... Would you like to come? Yes ... I mean, someone has to prove your "party" is a ruse!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-08 war on Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-08 Pub. Date: 2017-12-08
Image Number: 165707
Caption: Some cat said "Merry Christmas" to me. I didn't hear him 'cause I had my earbuds on, listenin' to old Biz Markie tracks. So I didn't say nothin' back. Then this fool got in my face talkin' bout there a "War on Christmas." I told him what the @#$% you talkin' bout, bruh? There a war e'ry day. We been at war ever since my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard was on the radio in '03. What" What?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-25 war on Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-25 Pub. Date: 2015-12-25
Image Number: 136832
Caption: I was having a great Christmas until I turned on the "Ask Sadie Radio Hour." What happened? She went 4.3 minutes before she even mentioned Christmas. The nerve! This war on Christmas is getting totally out of control. So I called in and I told her off. I said she and the rest of the godless, Christmas-hating media should stick their disrespect where the sun don't shine. I said "What part of 'peace on earth, good will toward man' don't you understand, you @#$%&!"? Wait, isn't the "Ask Sadie" show's intro about 4 minutes long?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-23 war on Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-23 Pub. Date: 2013-12-23
Image Number: 105427
Caption: Merry Christmas, Tyrone. How dare you! Everyone knows Jesus wasn't born in December. Everyone knows the roman pagans celebrated SATURNALIA every December 17-23, and "Christmas" was the church's attempt to win those pagans over to Christianity by promising them they could still PARTY every December. You, sir, are engaged in a WAR ON SATURNALIA! I want to get a Christmas tree. That's just a ripoff of the SATURNALIA HEAD-ON-A-PIKE!
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-23 war on Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-23 Pub. Date: 2008-12-23
Image Number: 28944
Caption: Are you sure you wouldn't rather I bestow world peace upon thee for Christmas, Clyde? No, just the hubcaps. Your fellow man has been at war for millennia, Clyde. I offer you a chance to end it now, and for all time. You might want to do that, is all I'm saying. Well how much could I get f'dis "world peace" on e-bay? Oh, for the love of ME...
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-01-07 war on Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-01-07 Pub. Date: 2008-01-07
Image Number: 21005
Caption: I know I never called, but there was a lot-- but-- listen--. Momma, I would have wished you a Merry Christmas, but then Bill O'Reilly would've won. Hello? Hello? That woman has no sense of humor.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-01-01 war on Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 20999
Caption: What did you get for Christmas, Lemont? Absolute proof there is no GREAT AUTHOR IN THE SKY. NBC canceled "Journeyman," one of the best TV shows I've ever seen in my whole entire life. Oh, and then there's the war and everything. Dios mio.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-12-30 war on Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-12-30 Pub. Date: 2007-12-30
Image Number: 20854
Caption: I used to get all worked up when people said "Happy Holidays." I used to accuse them of waging a secular-progressive war against Christmas. I used to accuse them of trying to evict Christ from the public square. I'd demand to know why they hated Christ. But last week, a frail little old man with a cane said "Happy Holidays," and I... oh dear Lord, I... Go on. ...I just said... "Thank you." I see. You're afraid to acknowledge regret over your past overreactions. I'm afraid I'm losing my war-on-Christmas spirit.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-12-25 war on Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-12-28 Pub. Date: 2006-12-25
Image Number: 15641
Caption: Happy holidays, Friend. Huh? Fox News warned me bout you secularists. You're waging a war on Christmas! You're trying to get rid of all mention of Christ! You want us to forget what he stood for! Christ taught peace, love and kindness, you miserable @#$%! Merry @#$%^ Christmas already! Merry #$%^& Christmas to you too!
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-12-25 war on Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-12-27 Pub. Date: 2005-12-25
Image Number: 12590
Caption: War without end, federal agents abusing the Patriot Act to ready my journal without my permission, outrageous gas prices, skyrocketing housing prices, hundreds of thousands of jobs lost or outsourced and a White House that tortures war prisoners. Oh, and then there's rejection by the New Yorker, bad dates and a receding hairline. Dios mio, Lemont. And you did you get for Christmas, Clyde? Socks from momma. Oh, I also got unaffordable health care.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-12-21 war on Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-12-21 Pub. Date: 2005-12-21
Image Number: 12547
Caption: Dude, what's it to you whether I say "Happy Holidays" or "Merry Christmas"? Well, my belief system is so fragile that if I don't hear "Merry Christmas" everywhere I go this time of year, I'll stop believing in God altogether. I'll become a pervert, I'll abandon my wife and kids and take to a life of crime. Well as long as you have a rational explanation. Fox News is right. You liberals hate my children.
     
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