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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-02-18 waiter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-02-18 Pub. Date: 2018-02-18
Image Number: 167988
Caption: When I was a youth, I dreamt of becoming a gangsta rapper who'd someday go legit and found a major record label and sell it for billions to Apple. Dr. Noodle. I never did it, though. I didn't know that career path was really possible. But then Dr. Dre came along and he did it. That's an awfully specific dream you had. And then there was my Russian dream. I always dreamt of striking out in real estate, then catching the eye of Russian mobsters and foreign banks who'd bail me out if I agreed to launder tons of loot for them ... and then maybe I'd run for high office so I could repay the bank by giving it a waiter exempting it from paying some huge fine, and maybe be able to use my office to repay the mafia somehow too. Y'know ... sometimes when we're jealous, we rewrite history and actually believe I thought of that first. Oh, no, I've been laundering money for year - wait, this whole thing is confidential, right?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-21 waiter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-21 Pub. Date: 2010-02-21
Image Number: 44142
Caption: That's funny-looking salt. What's with the salt? It's a blend we have made specially for us. What're all these brown spots? Those are minerals. Iron, phosphorus … mined by hand at the base of the Himalayas. Wow. They give it a tangy aftertaste you can't find anywhere else. I see. And these cobwebs? Silken decorations weaved specifically for us.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-08-02 waiter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-08-02 Pub. Date: 2009-08-02
Image Number: 36968
Caption: Thanks for agreeing to meet me. You have till I'm done with this salad. Susan, losing you made me see myself through your eyes and I didn't like what I saw. … I was an insensitive jerk. But I've done a lot of work on myself these last few months, Susan. Pass the ketchup. Why do you want ketchup? ... Anyway, we had something special. Please give me another chance. Snookums, I've changed. Did you save room for dessert, ma'am? No thanks. I'm watching her weight. Note to self: Never pass the ketchup.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-03-14 waiter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-03-14 Pub. Date: 2009-03-14
Image Number: 30806
Caption: Hey! There is absolutely no ham in this hamburger! What're you goin' on about? False advertising! I'm going to sue! Or we can settle out of court. I'll accept $600. I'll give you five. Or better yet, I'll give you one. Hey!
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-09-09 waiter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-09-14 Pub. Date: 2006-09-09
Image Number: 14637
Caption: Minorities don't tip well, so I'm not gonna bother giving this guy good service. This guy never gives good service, so I'm not gonna bother to tip him.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-06-12 waiter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-06-14 Pub. Date: 2006-06-12
Image Number: 13985
Caption: So, then the crazy vegetarian chick springs this kid on me, and I find out I'm a father. That's when I realized I need to do more with my life. I needed to stop wasting time. I don't love Roxanne, but I can't let my boy grow up without a father, like I did. Sir, when I asked "How is everything," I meant the food.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-06-13 waiter 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-06-14 Pub. Date: 2006-06-13
Image Number: 13986
Caption: Would you like dessert, sir? No thanks, I'm full. Very well. Would you like the check, then? No thanks. I'm broke.
     
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