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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1989-03-30 Pub. Date: 1989-03-30
Image Number: 86349
Caption: Sir, you should know that I've renounced my shallow, overly consumerish ways. I have rededicated my life to deep, spiritual self-improvement. … And in celebration, I visited my usual plastic surgeon. Oh, no. With my new silicone-injected lips, I'm feeling better than ever about myself. Darn tootin'.
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1988-07-31 Pub. Date: 1988-07-31
Image Number: 85995
Caption: Bloom County. Plink! Stop the game! Jeane Kirkpatrick sent Bill a "Dear John" letter! He's completely LOST HIS HEAD!! Again? Ya know, he never really did have his head screwed on tight. NO JOKES!! We find it soon or heads are gonna roll! I'll head this way. Boy, I just can't make heads or tails of this ... Bill's usually head and shoulders above this sort of thing ... ... A head of his time, actually. FOUND IT!! ... Had it buried in the sand, as usual! Gosh, it's good to see Bill with his head together finally. Hold it. Opus is losing his marbles. Hardly surprising, all puns considered.
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1988-06-11 Pub. Date: 1988-06-11
Image Number: 85788
Caption: I used to think your newspaper represented traditional values … Picayune Ombudsman. Not In. But lately, your editorials have promoted free thinking. And you "comics," as usual, are inspired by Satan. Last Friday's edition was particularly anti-Christian. Why didn't you complain last Friday? Sagittarius was rising. Bad time for negativism. Picayune Ombudsman. Not In.
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1988-05-21 Pub. Date: 1988-05-21
Image Number: 85770
Caption: Poor Bill the Cat … Another of society's outcasts pushed into criminal activity by an uncaring America … BLAM! Zing! Police Line. Editor's Note: To benefit the occasional reader of this feature, we should explain that the man shown here was once a Neanderthal conservative before being kidnapped by aliens who trans-reversed his brain. He is now a Jackson progressive. Thus, the irony. Continued - I certainly hope our oppressive system will respect this criminal's rights! BLAM! BLAM! Zing! Zing! Police Line. For the readers we nevertheless lost back there - including, as usual, the author's mother, Martha Jane, 53 ... We urge another review of panel two. Trust us. In context, this all is glistening with comic irony. -Ed.
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1988-04-21 Pub. Date: 1988-04-21
Image Number: 85744
Caption: As usual, within two weeks a cloud of chaos had descended upon the mighty Meadow Party political machine. Candidate Meditating for World Peace. But there is distress and shame elsewhere on this depressing dawn … Le Bloom Boarding Abode. Moral Vacancy. Especially in the elegant suite of the deeply democratic Binkleys ... I am SO ashamed, son ... I ... I think Jesse Jackson is kinda loopy. WILL YA KEEP YER VOICE DOWN!
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1988-02-04 Pub. Date: 1988-02-04
Image Number: 85679
Caption: People, I fear our options for a Meadow Party Presidential candidate are as ugly as usual … Portnoy, give me a current scandal report on Bill the Cat. Clean as a baby's behind … The 1988. No womanizing, no plagiarizing, no marijuanizing, no anti-semiticizing, and not stupidizing for at least 14 months. He's been keepin' low? Tequila coma. I'll go peel him off the bathroom floor. The 1988 Meadow Caucus.
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1988-01-24 Pub. Date: 1988-01-24
Image Number: 85967
Caption: BLOOM COUNTY. By Berke Breathed. Need the usual, Elmo! So, who do ya think's gonna win the election, Elmo? VELL, I TINK DAT GARY HART HAS REALLY SOCKED IT RIGHT TO DA DEMOCRATS … SSHWACK!! BUT DEN VUN SHOULD HASTEN TO ADD DE DISTINCT POZZIBILITIES OF DA REPUBLICAN JUGULAR BEING ZZLIT BY ROBERTSON ... SHIK! SHIK! SHIK! WATCH FER GORE UND JACKSON TO MASSAGE UND SQUEEZE DEM ZOUTHERN ZTATES VEEL GOOD ... BUT IN ZE END, CUOMO IS A-GONNA BLOW BUSH RIGHT FROM DE VATER!! YOU VATCH!! WHIRRRRRRR. Good news. The republic remains healthy and democracy flourishes within "Elmo Morgansven's Barber Center and American Facial Hair-Styling Emporium."
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1987-12-29 Pub. Date: 1987-12-29
Image Number: 85356
Caption: Discussion closed, ma. I've been hired to sue Santa Claus for making war toys and that's that. … And DON'T, as usual, try to take revenge for my defiance by going after my vulnerable spots … The ones you know so DARNED well. Me? Yeah, you. WAIT! FREEZE! What? What?! Your hairline moved.
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1987-02-19 Pub. Date: 1987-02-19
Image Number: 85086
Caption: Boss … I think today's AIDS story was too wishy-washy, as usual ... Editor. Your frequent use of the term "intimate contact" has left some of our readers confused. I tried. Nixon. Mrs. Dillwhipple is on the phone. Again? Nixon. Mrs. Dillwhipple could well use a little explicitness in her life. Yes, madam, you may continue to safely kiss your cat "Woogums" full on the lips ...
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1986-01-05 Pub. Date: 1986-01-05
Image Number: 83988
Caption: Bloom County By Berke Breathed. 1986 … Sigh. A new year, Binkley. Time for a personal reckoning. Time for a critical review of this most recent year in my life. Lessee … In February, I was pit on trial for whacking a mime with an olive loaf … TAKE THIS, STREET VERMIN! BONK! Then my romantic life steamed full ahead with its usual vigor and excitement ... Okay. Let's go. I'm not getting any hickies tonight, am I? And recently I returned from a traumatic balloon trip over the Atlantic ... And I'm still dazed!! IT'S AMNESIA! Gary Coleman. Sorry. All in all, I think I've had a very catastrophic year, thank you. How terribly sad ... Life is an onion. One peels it while crying. True! Sniff! PHTHPH!
     
11.  
Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1985-11-27 Pub. Date: 1985-11-27
Image Number: 83421
Caption: What's with Steve. Rejected. He proposed again? Fourteenth this year. How's he taking it? Like usual. I found your ego in a puddle by the trash. I'll just mop it up.
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1985-10-24 Pub. Date: 1985-10-24
Image Number: 83392
Caption: You'll be staying in my room, Mrs. Dallas. There'z clean sheets on the bed and herring innards in the sink. I apologize for the latter. Say boy … Just how long have you lived here? Can't remember. I have amnesia. Oh, you don’t really … Apparently, I took a balloon trip in a wheelchair. Drifting off course, we crashed into the Atlantic. Cutter John remains missing. I returned an emotional cripple suffering from amnesia and athlete's foot. STEVEN! WHAT IS ALL THIS NONSENSE?! The usual cockamamy sub-plots, as near as I can figure.
     
13.  
Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1985-06-12 Pub. Date: 1985-06-12
Image Number: 83277
Caption: I'm sure all of you in the press are curious about how the shuttle chair mission is going … NASA. Well, I'm happy to report that it's all going very smoothly up there! A-okay, all the way! NASA. Except, of course, for the usual little problem with the plumbing facilities ... NASA. What little problem? We don't have any.
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1985-06-07 Pub. Date: 1985-06-07
Image Number: 83273
Caption: Launch day! A festive mood is in the air! The ship is prepared for blast-off … Shuttle Chair Launching Today. About 3 p.m. Meanwhile, shuttle chair astronaut Cutter John mentally prepares himself for the dangerous voyage ahead … MMPH! MM! OO! MMPH … … While the Royal Bloom County Marching Band belts out a downright rousing rendition of "The Stars and Stripes Forever"! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Tips. ... The tuba section, however, is having the usual confusion with the sheet music and appears to be well into the third verse of Madonna's "Like A Virgin" ... BLATT! PHBLAT! OOMP! PHOOP!
     
15.  
Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1985-06-04 Pub. Date: 1985-06-04
Image Number: 83270
Caption: Father? Yes? May I have permission to send someone to Washington, D.C., to flash the South African ambassador with my new "Electro Photo Pigment-izer," thereby turning him black and creating an international diplomatic brouhaha? No. Just the usual formality before the chaos begins. Like playing the National Anthem before a Cubs game.
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1985-01-06 Pub. Date: 1985-01-06
Image Number: 83451
Caption: Bloom County By Berke Breathed. No Fanny Bangers. Hello? County police? Please send an ambulance here to Mr. Steve Dallas' apartment. Kill. What? … Who are we? Why, we're Steve's usual bunch of alcoholic hallucinations … Yes … That's right … Paranoid delusions from a drunken stupor. Right. That's us! Kill. Anyway ... This last New Year's Eve, Steve downed 37 tequila "Fanny Bangers" ... Yes ... That's right ... 37. That's when we showed up. And here it is six days later and we're still here! I tell you, this boy need help! Groan. Here he comes! Hold on a minute. Kill. WHOAAAAAIGH! HE'S HEADING RIGHT FOR THE 9-FOOT CUCUMBER! Can't you bring him some fresh, clean blood? Kill.
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1984-11-03 Pub. Date: 1984-11-03
Image Number: 82584
Caption: A nightmare, dad. I've had a horrible nightmare. I dreamt I came in here in the middle of the night to discuss celebrity gossip … And then as usual, you rudely told me to bug off … And then I went to the kitchen for a meat cleaver, came back and dismembered you in your sleep. Shocking. The whole thing. Shocking. ... But then, no more so that the recent divorce of John and Christina Delorean. What do you think? Have a seat! We'll discuss it!
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1983-07-24 Pub. Date: 1983-07-24
Image Number: 79141
Caption: Bloom County! By Berke Breathed. HEY! I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO SOMEONE IN CHARGE OF THIS CLOSET OF ANXIETIES! There's no need to yell, sir. I'm the dispatcher. What's the problem? HIM! Mister "El Bandito … " Fidel Castro. He isn't one of your anxieties? No. And neither were Tip O'Neill, Yuri Andropov or that regiment of Sandinistas that kept showing up in my closet all evening. Oh no. Can't be. We're a federal agency. We never make mistakes ... Those anxieties were scheduled for the closet at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D.C. Well, as usual, they showed up HERE. H-h-here? Well ... Then who's over ... ? Good question. Nancy, I've had it up to my kiester with this thing ...
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1983-04-23 Pub. Date: 1983-04-23
Image Number: 80274
Caption: Ya know, Milo … Life is like a cold day. Or … Make that a cold, blustery day. And living. Living is like facing the wind. Or sunset … Facing a sunset. And do you know what else, Milo? Yeah. As usual, you analogies stink. Right. … Like old cheese. Or fish ... Rotten fish ...
     
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Cartoonist(s): Berkeley Breathed
Comic/Cartoon: Bloom County
Viewable Date: 1983-03-13 Pub. Date: 1983-03-13
Image Number: 79123
Caption: Bloom County! By Berke Breathed. Good morning and welcome to Washington Roundtable … This Sunday our guest commentators are … Milo's Meadow. … Syndicated columnists James Kilpatrick, George Will and, of course, Tom Wicker. Snort. Okay, gentlemen, the national deficit ... What's the answer? Let's get quibbling. Well, from the right wing of "Republican Party" was incumbent the conservative the only Stockman Icebergs monetary. Well as I've said many times before, only Reagan could shut down. Well George, as usual you're sounding like a total muffinhead ... Only you'd get the forests for the trees in contrast with kumquats. I see. And now, the social security crisis ... Your exact positions on this? Positions? That's it. Join us next week when we'll not settle the arms-control debate. How's this? Beats workin'.
     
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