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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-03-19 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-03-19 Pub. Date: 2019-03-19
Image Number: 176836
Caption: I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tough to craft stories that keep them ALL entertained.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-07 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-07 Pub. Date: 2019-02-07
Image Number: 176173
Caption: Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-02 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-02 Pub. Date: 2019-02-02
Image Number: 176036
Caption: Akron, OH, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I never signed up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When Great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth hear attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-21 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-21 Pub. Date: 2019-01-21
Image Number: 175940
Caption: Lotta Democrats runnin' for president, bruh. Kamala Harris my first choice. Cool … Why? Whachoomean why? I mean, which of her ideas do you like best? Which of her policies? I like her 'cause she tough. She don't take no mess. She handle business. That's not a policy. It is where I come from.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-06-27 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-06-27 Pub. Date: 2018-06-27
Image Number: 172489
Caption: It's tough to know where to draw the line, as a journalist. I mean, the city won't give me access to the refugee detention facility. So I did the usual … tried to interview people involved with it. I tried the guards … I tried the custodians … I tried the architect to see if I could fit into the air-ducts ... Pretty sure that's crossing a line. He said I could just barely shimmy through if I butter myself up.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-28 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-28 Pub. Date: 2017-09-28
Image Number: 163100
Caption: … So anyway, I had to fire an art director, a copywriter, a designer, a production artist and our web designer because of that donkey incident. That's too bad. But you did the right thing … you made the tough decision … "Always do what's best for the donkey," that's my motto. You know, I can tell when you haven't really been listening. What? I was totally listening! Then tell me what happened with the donkey. It's too atrocious for words. Nice try.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-19 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-19 Pub. Date: 2017-02-19
Image Number: 154023
Caption: What brings you back to therapy? I have a tough time figuring out whom to trust. I read on Facebook that Hillary Clinton was part of a secret group that baked little kittens into pies. And I believed it. But then I read on my Twitter that Facebook was full of fake news, so I believed that and stopped believing the kitten pie story. Then someone at my wife's work sent me an anonymous email telling me she was cheating on me, and I believed it. But then she told me not to worry because the guys she takes weekly business trips with is gay ... and I believed it. I think I have some horrible disorder where I believe whatever the last person told me. I don't think so. Me neither.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-14 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-14 Pub. Date: 2017-02-14
Image Number: 154533
Caption: It's tough to be principled, Susan. I'm a non-violent guy. But whenever I hear about the atrocities ISIS commits … I kind of wish we could round them up and spank them all with angry porcupines. That is kind of cruel, Lemont. I know. What did the porcupines do to deserve that?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-22 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-22 Pub. Date: 2016-09-22
Image Number: 148764
Caption: Sir, Concast Cable's interested in an ad campaign that'll soften up their image in advance of this mega-merger. When people think of their purchase of Slime-Warmer Cable, Concast wants them to think of a mom-and-pop store … and not a corporate behemoth that's going to slash thousands of jobs, create a monopoly and eventually jack up prices. This'll be tough. On the bright side, we get to charge them the "utter (censored)" fee. Yayle. CEO of the Year 2002.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-08 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-08 Pub. Date: 2015-09-08
Image Number: 132202
Caption: What do you think I should ask Trump at his press conference? I want to ask him a tough question, but he doesn't answer tough questions. Last time I asked him a tough question, he pouted, got angry, accused me of being mean to him … and then said I was an emotional person. I liked "The Apprentice."
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-19 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-19 Pub. Date: 2015-03-19
Image Number: 124247
Caption: One reason I want Clinton to be president is, she's tough enough to be "the first." The first woman or minority anything gets viciously attacked. I was the first woman executive at Fitzhugh & Fitzhugh. You should hear the things they still say about me. Some of them started calling the place Fitz, Fitz, and B ... You're right, the first one is always a punching bag.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-10 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-10 Pub. Date: 2015-02-10
Image Number: 122690
Caption: It's tough to be principled, Susan. I'm a non-violent guy. But whenever I hear about the atrocities ISIS commits … I kind of wish we could round them up and spank them all with angry porcupines. That is kind of cruel, Lemont. I know. What did the porcupines do to deserve that?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-13 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-13 Pub. Date: 2015-01-13
Image Number: 121385
Caption: Too many women feel entitled. I blame every man who calls his little girl a "princess." I told MY daughter "You ain't no princess! Take off that @#%$ tiara! Ain't nobody gonna 'take care of you' but YOU." Now that's "real talk." A lot of men feel "entitled," too. Not MY son. Made him pay me room an' board ever since he was three. Two packs of bubble gum, due first of every month.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-17 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-17 Pub. Date: 2014-09-17
Image Number: 116480
Caption: Sir, Concast Cable's interested in an ad campaign that'll soften up their image in advance of this mega-merger. When people think of their purchase of Slime-Warmer Cable, Concast wants them to think of a mom-and-pop store … … and not a corporate behemoth that's going to slash thousands of jobs, create a monopoly and eventually jack up prices. This'll be tough. On the bright side, we get to charge them the "utter censored" fee.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-23 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-23 Pub. Date: 2014-08-23
Image Number: 115244
Caption: Robin Williams' train to the afterlife reaches the end of the line. Thanks for the smiles. Don’t forget me. Depression. I just don’t want to be forgotten. Nobody should be. Wait … me no fit through door. Wait! You forgot me! Tough luck, loser. No, it's ok. I'll go sleep on couch of everyone he loved.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-16 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-16 Pub. Date: 2011-10-16
Image Number: 66180
Caption: Dr. Noodle. Nobody talks about me anymore. I'm a has-been. A nobody. Like you. No offense, buddy. None taken. None of the big stores is even mentioning me. Mr. Claus ... you do know it's October, right? Don't rub it in, pal. In the nineties, when things were going great, stores would be all up in my business, talking about me as early as Labor Day. It's tough to cope with the loss of celebrity. But with a lot of hard work, you can avoid the usual downward spiral of booze, womanizing and rehab. Focus on bettering yourself. Shed your anger. Learn yoga. Lose weight. How'd you like a lifetime supply of coal, buddy?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-06-26 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-06-26 Pub. Date: 2011-06-26
Image Number: 62378
Caption: You've reached Slummlerd Apartments. How may we hinder you? I'm Lemont Brown, apartment 38. Last week you raised my rent another $40. Today, I got a notice you're charging me a $195 "rental assessment fee." The city charges us an annual fee to assess how much we're allowed to raise your rent. They let us pass the assessment fee on to you. I"m already paying you $1,350! $1,390 this month, if you include the assessment fee. So instead of helping us out in these tough times, you're nickel-and-diming tenants who already pay you thousands per month. Do you know how insulting that is? Are you asking me to assess the situation? NO! NEVER MIND.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-19 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-19 Pub. Date: 2010-12-19
Image Number: 55242
Caption: Say what? I said: I've been thinking about how YOU think you should be more "GUY." You said you ran into some big, muscly, sports-fanatic GUY, who you said probably showers in beer. Well … it probably would've been more "guy" of you to say he showers in Clorox. Y'know. Because Clorox is corrosive, so you'd have to be a real tough guy to withstand that. Susan, a real GUY wouldn't know what Clorox is. I guess not.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-23 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-23 Pub. Date: 2010-10-23
Image Number: 53250
Caption: The holidays are just around the corner, and it's making me so @#$% depressed, Doc. The economy's so bad I had to lay off twelve elves … and now slave labor in Outsourcistan is picking up the slack. Couldn't afford to pay for their health insurance? Not just that. I'd slashed their pay already ... ... So they were going hungry. Started to look at Blitzen the wrong way.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-02 tough 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-02 Pub. Date: 2009-02-02
Image Number: 29873
Caption: C-Dog. Your new track's tight. Whachoo call it? "Obama-rama." Love it, dude. It's positive. Hopeful. Inspires me to be a better man. Don't tell nobody, dawg, but… It made me cry. …Dude. Not CRY cry, jus'… y' know, what had happened was, it was raining, an' I confused that with tears.
     
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