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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-06-26 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-06-26 Pub. Date: 2019-06-26
Image Number: 178263
Caption: Rudy what have you done? Did you cheat on me? Tell me, please. Just say it. Not exactly. I spent an afternoon with another woman. Playing Xbox 360. Monster! Our controllers never touched!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-03-22 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-03-22 Pub. Date: 2019-03-22
Image Number: 176891
Caption: Anti-technology matron Sadie Cohen, why have your luddite rants touched a nerve? Simple. People are sick of buying crud that becomes obsolete a week after they own it. They're exhausted from being constantly connected. They'd like a break from mindless over-stimulation. Fascinating. Have you blogged this stuff? Aaahhhh.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-03-03 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-03-03 Pub. Date: 2019-03-03
Image Number: 176368
Caption: Liberation. You've removed your hypochondria mask. Is flu season over? Possibly for good. There's new research that shows that the warming of the globe is inhospitable to those @#$% flu bugs. The viruses thrive on cold weather. That might be why fly and head colds have been relatively mild. It's just wonderful. Of course, I still won't be shaking hands, or hugging, which are disgusting habits. And we'll all die when the planet overheats because we have no ozone. Are you sure you @#$ whining isn't catching?! Try vitamin C for a melted face.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-18 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-18 Pub. Date: 2018-07-18
Image Number: 172983
Caption: We're going to eat your iPhone. It's got nutrients! Back off. You won't touch her! Cannibals. Picture the precious little thing, buttered and salted, grilled to perfection on a spit. Delirium or something more profound? Your laptop for an appetizer! It's got feelings!
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-28 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-28 Pub. Date: 2018-04-28
Image Number: 170880
Caption: Don't tell anyone, but I'm pretty sure I saw a TR-38 last night. I was lounging on my roof, bathed in the supple blue glow of my iPad, iPhone, Kindle, Apple Watch, laptop and mini TV. Like ususal. Suddenly, I had the inexplicable urge to turn them all off. That's when it came into view: A huge, black, triangle floating right over me. It began to vibrate, and suddenly a single thought was projected into my head. "Keep at least one of these things off please. Your gigantic wattage is messing with our warp drive." Could've been swamp gas.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-18 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-18 Pub. Date: 2017-09-18
Image Number: 162860
Caption: I'm panicking. You know how the Andromeda galaxy is supposed to collide with our Milky Way in billions of years? What are you talking about, little buddy? I just learned that there's an awful lot of ionized hydrogen from Andromeda's halo that's already touching the ionized hydrogen from our galaxy's halo. I'm not following. It's like when you're in your 30s and your hand brushes against a girl's had for the very first time. HOJ. I see. Why didn't you just say ... wait ... your thirties? ... and you panic because you're still years away from being ready.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-04 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-04 Pub. Date: 2017-07-04
Image Number: 159992
Caption: This is Dr. Sadie. What's your question, caller? How can I tell if my cold is really bronchitis? Stop yer sniveling. In my day, a body would hope it was bronchitis. It gave you a chance to prove your grit! Nothing like a touch of burning pain, wheezing, and crackling in the chest to separate the women from the girls. What kind of doctor are you, again?
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-10-04 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-10-04 Pub. Date: 2016-10-04
Image Number: 149319
Caption: I've decided to be an undecided voter. It's back in vogue. They could build a reality show around me. They could start with a dramatic re-enactment of my childhood. What's your childhood got to do with this? For a long time, I couldn't decide which kid to play with: Brooke, the smart but secretive blond girl who sometimes fibbed ... or Mo, the rich bully who insulted everyone and was in treatment for pathological lying and Twinkie-hoarding. Childhood is full of touch choices.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-16 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-16 Pub. Date: 2016-01-16
Image Number: 137686
Caption: Three dozen scones, three dozen boxes of your best tea … … And a kilo of vitamin C. House of Java .NET. Cybercafe. Deliver it all to the bunker beneath my house. But don’t touch any of it with your hands! Stupid flu season. Hazmat. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-15).
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-05 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-05 Pub. Date: 2015-11-05
Image Number: 134800
Caption: It's flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one! Barricade the doors! Burn all your incoming mail! Refuse all pizza deliveries! The best way to greet children and loved ones during this time of national tragedy is via not doing it. I would take your calls, but I don't know where your phone lines have been. HOJ.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-28 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-28 Pub. Date: 2015-10-28
Image Number: 134465
Caption: How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-13 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-13 Pub. Date: 2015-09-13
Image Number: 131663
Caption: Rudy, we're going to have to cut expenses. We already did that, boss. I don't think you're clear on the concept, minion. It's a way of life. Did you read one book and then never read again? Did you listen to one song and then never listen to another again? Did you kiss someone once and then never again? Cutting expenses isn't something you do just once. A good businessman cuts expenses constantly. Whether he needs to or not. You trim the fat. When you run out of fat, you trim the nerves and the muscle. When you run out of that, you start slicing every last molecule of bone you can. The goal is to see if you can maximize your profits while running on pure marrow. That, my minion, is the holy grail. I call it The Tao of Armstrong. Armstrong Maynard. If I can ever figure out how to cut the marrow, I will have touched the face of god. Everyone has their own religion.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-30 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-30 Pub. Date: 2015-06-30
Image Number: 129099
Caption: This is Dr. Sadie. What's your question, caller? How can I tell if my cold is really bronchitis? Stop yer sniveling. In my day, a body would hope it was bronchitis. It gave you a chance to prove your grit! Nothing like a touch of burning pain, wheezing, and crackling in the chest to separate the women from the girls. What kind of doctor are you, again?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-12 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-12 Pub. Date: 2014-12-12
Image Number: 120014
Caption: Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I'm dating this girl, and she's hinting that she wants a commitment. How do I keep getting what I want without giving her what she wants? That's easy. Every time she opens her mouth to talk about it, softly touch her lips with your finger and say ... "You know what separates us from everyone else?" "We don't even need words. Everything we have to say, we can say with our eyes." How long will that routine buy me? Six weeks of bliss.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-06 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-06 Pub. Date: 2014-12-06
Image Number: 119728
Caption: Okay, dictation monkey, can you read back to me my Hypochondriac's Handbook Rules To Live By? Not really. While you were talking, I was pretending to type what you said, but I was actually playing a video game on my phone. I can't strangle you because I don't want to touch your cold-and-flu ridden corpus. One of those moments I just relish.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-02 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-02 Pub. Date: 2014-12-02
Image Number: 119724
Caption: NOBODY TOUCH ME! Sweetie, I … NOBODY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. A true hypochondriac does not play favorites. It's going to be a long winter.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-01 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-01 Pub. Date: 2014-12-01
Image Number: 119723
Caption: A Poem: With daylight's shift, winter doth come … and with it, a creature is back … From summer slumber to its full-blown time: The hypochondriac. NO ON TOUCH ME!
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-02-15 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-02-15 Pub. Date: 2014-02-15
Image Number: 107486
Caption: Three dozen scones, three dozen boxes of your best tea … … And a kilo of vitamin C. House of Java .NET. Cybercafe. Deliver it all to the bunker beneath my house. But don’t touch any of it with your hands! Stupid flu season. Hazmat.
     
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