| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-04-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-04-02 |
| Image Number: |
182451 |
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The time that was is gone, Tyrone. True. And the time that will be is not yet here. We exist in the in-between. True. The virus has not yet run its course. We do not know the nature of the realm we will enter once it has. This is an inflection point in history. Our society may end. But it is also possible we will emerge united. Untrue. True, you @#$!.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-04-02) |
Image #182451 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-03-23 |
| Image Number: |
182344 |
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Man … the streets are deserted 'cause of the Coronavirus. Did you know that the 1918 Spanish flu infected 500 million people? That's about one-third of earth's population at the time. And did you know it killed 20 million? In 1918, that was one out of every 75 people on earth. Maybe the streets is deserted 'cause people knew you out here bein' all depressing. Of course 74 out of 75 of those people are dead by now anyway.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-03-23) |
Image #182344 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-03-22 |
| Image Number: |
182199 |
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Whutsis? This is your wake-up call. Don't sleep. There's too much to do. This is your time, at long last. Saywhat now? You've been a minority long enough. Demographics have changed in your favor. 'Ss true I guess. This culture once oppressed you. But you have grown in number and power and now it is time for you to proudly embrace your role in society's overlord class. Wait ... you sure you have the right number? ... When they call you an oligarch, you tell them Quiet, scum. And bow before your master! I think you have the wrong number.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-03-22) |
Image #182199 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-03-19 |
| Image Number: |
182203 |
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I'm starting to feel like nothing really matters anymore. Dr. Noodle. I remember just ten years ago, I'd spend hours online arguing with random strangers about important things. We all seemed to take plenty of time back then to listen to each others' points. We'd research our counter-arguments and present them. Sometimes we'd actually change each others' minds. I see. So when you tweeted all that last night, how did people respond? Some said I was being a Snowflake, others said that was fake news.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-03-19) |
Image #182203 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-03-08 |
| Image Number: |
182004 |
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Tonight on Property Brothers, a lovely young couple buys a house and renovates the -- dungeon. The History Channel brings you the ten most gruesome eras in history, starting with -- the boy bands of the nineties, only here on MTV. It was a time of shoulder pads, hair mousse, and -- apocalyptic destruction. The impact melted much of the northern ice sheet, causing sea levels to rise hundreds of feet in a single day, wiping out what some now believe was in advanced, global civilization. This would explain why all cultures have a similar myth about a great -- big momma. But first on the What's Happening marathon when Rerun is caught secretly recording a bootleg of a Doobie Brothers concert, the band -- fastened an iron mask around his head and took him to the Bastille. There, he was doomed to spend the rest of his days chained, upside-down, to a cold stone wall in the --- Department of Motor Vehicles. You can also register to vote in libraries, post offices, online ...
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-03-08) |
Image #182004 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-03-07 |
| Image Number: |
182010 |
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Hey! Were you talking to me? Were you talking to me?! What? Oh, no … I was on the phone. Some guy was trying to trick me into giving him my social security number. I called him a slimeball, not you. Uh-huh. Yeah, well that better be the case. 'Cause I know your Alexa. Your Alexa's got a big mouth. TVs. You cross me, I bide my time ... Wait till you get a self-driving car, an' then ... Oh, don't look so nervous, we're just jokin' around, you an' me.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-03-07) |
Image #182010 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-03-03 |
| Image Number: |
182006 |
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Do you know what time the bus gets here? … Sigh … I never get to ask that anymore. Huh? Don't you remember before iPhones and transit apps? One of the best ways to spark conversations with total strangers was to ask Do you know when the bus gets here? Did they usually tell you to get a @#$% Bus schedule? Sometimes I came to regret it.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-03-03) |
Image #182006 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-03-02 |
| Image Number: |
182005 |
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I found a bunch of charges on my Massacard I didn't make. Like what, Big L? Like 50 do-rags from Rollo's Do-Rag Emporium … 50 pairs of pointy red sunglasses from Big Shady's Sunglasses Boutique … Do you know anything about this, Clyde?! 'Course.. This: A pronoun used to indicate a person, thing, idea, state, time, remark, an' whatnot. Return. It. All.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-03-02) |
Image #182005 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-03-01 |
| Image Number: |
181886 |
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I'm a big fan of Einstein's theory of general relativity. Especially as it applies to time dilation. The faster an object moves, the slower time moves for that object. Scientists have proven many times that time dilation happens. It even affects our satellites, which need constant calibration because they're experiencing time differently than those of us on earth. If you had a twin and your mom put watches on you both at birth ... and he sat around his whole life but you didn't ... By now your watches would show less time had passed for you than for him. The theory of relativity is mind-blowing. All I asked was Do you have any fresh pastries today? Relatively speaking. Siri, record a Yelp review.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-03-01) |
Image #181886 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-02-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-02-23 |
| Image Number: |
181798 |
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A lot of the Youtube channels I subscribe to that review tv shows were furious about HBOs Watchmen. They weren't upset about HBO making a sequel to one of the best graphic novels of all time. They weren't upset about the writing. They weren't upset about the special effects, or the acting ... They were upset that the villain was the Ku Klux Klan. They described that as SJW wokeness being shoved down their throats. It seriously offended the alt right crowd. So I checked it out right away. It was amazing! Wait ... is that how you decide what to watch?
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-02-23) |
Image #181798 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-02-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-02-14 |
| Image Number: |
181709 |
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… So then I told him You've begged me to untie you no less than fifteen times already. I'm sick of it. Pardon me, couldn't help but overhear. It's actually fewer, not less. Fewer is for things you count. Less is for things you don't count. How'd you like to have fewer days ahead of you? Yes, yes. Much better.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-02-14) |
Image #181709 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-02-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-02-05 |
| Image Number: |
181589 |
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The 38 trillion living cells that compose your body have no idea you have ideas. Huh? They each have lives. They work … they eat … they reproduce … just like we do. And the whole time, they have no idea they're part of larger organism that has its own consciousness. If this is going where I think it's going ... The city is literally mean, Susan.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-02-05) |
Image #181589 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-01-30 |
| Image Number: |
181483 |
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I saw that article you wrote 'bout Kanye, bruh. Yeah, I was there when he rode that horse into the church and fell off. But a whole article about that? I just got tired of writing about Donald Trump all the time. I wanted to write about something a little less weird. Why was he wearin' a white robe an' a crown?
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-01-30) |
Image #181483 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-01-27 |
| Image Number: |
181480 |
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That the last time I go to see a movie with you, Big L. How you gonna watch Bad Boys for Life an' stay quiet the whole !@#$ time? How you not gonna yell Watch out for that thing! even once, bruh? How you not gonna get up an' high-five people an what-not? You got no joy in you at all. Sorry my polite behavior embarrassed you. Too little too late.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-01-27) |
Image #181480 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-01-25 |
| Image Number: |
181369 |
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Are you sure you want to watch the premiere episode of Star Trek: Picard again? You've already seen it 24 times in the past 24 hours. Perhaps you should go for a walk, feel the warm breeze, bask in the sun … talk to other people … or maybe just take a shower ... never should've bought a smart tv. Remaining sedentary can cause high blood pressure, deep vein thrombosis, death ...
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-01-25) |
Image #181369 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-01-24 |
| Image Number: |
181368 |
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Are you sure you want to watch the premiere episode of Star Trek: Picard again? You've already seen it 24 times in the past 24 hours. Perhaps you should go for a walk, feel the warm breeze, bask in the sun … talk to other people … or maybe just take a shower ... never should've bought a smart tv. Remaining sedentary can cause high blood pressure, deep vein thrombosis, death ...
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-01-24) |
Image #181368 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-01-19 |
| Image Number: |
181257 |
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My 3-year-old asked me how many dimensions we live in. Can you believe that, Clyde? Believe what? What I just said. You wasn't listening neither? Of course I was. I don't know, bruh. If I been listening to somethin', I don't need to ask people 'bout it later. No, What I just said was an answer. I don't know. What did you just say was an answer? That's ... sigh ... Let me start over. My little boy asked if we live in three dimensions. I said We live in three special dimensions, but there's a fourth dimension we live in called time. The fourth dimension called time what? They don't get along? At what point in the fourth dimension did you decide to just mess with me?
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-01-19) |
Image #181257 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-01-08 |
| Image Number: |
181114 |
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What's wrong, Lemont? I just learned that our galaxy has not arms. Scientists discovered the Milky Way's spiral arms are not physical structures after all. They're magnetic density fields. Stars and matter don't live in any particular arm. Instead they move into and out of these dense fields all the time. Were you going to say this is like being homeless? Because that would be very insensitive. I was ... not. I was not.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-01-08) |
Image #181114 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-01-02 |
| Image Number: |
181018 |
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The last twenties was dope, cuz. That's when race records came out. Race records?? Look it up, bruh. I ain't got time to do all your research for you. But you're the one who brought it up. So you should be ok with explaining what it is. Maybe in the last twenties. In this twenties, Google. Try to keep up.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-01-02) |
Image #181018 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-31 |
| Image Number: |
181016 |
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You know how else we've come full circle since the 1920s? … White supremacists. In the 19-teens, we elected Woodrow Wilson, the most racist president of the 20th century. Between that, and all the black WWII veterans, black writers, black musicians, and the black middle class that was starting to boom ... white supremacists said it was time to make America hate again. Maybe they just needed to be understood.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2019-12-31) |
Image #181016 |
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