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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-23 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-23 Pub. Date: 2019-02-23
Image Number: 176396
Caption: You article where you analyzed the public posts of people who use the term Social Justice Warrior sure got a lot of down-votes. I agree with Cicero. He said I have always been of the opinion that unpopularity earned by doing what is right is not unpopularity at all ... but glory. Still, it's a bad look to replace your site's thumbs down button with a glory button. Would you say that was an .. unpopular ... move?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-09-25 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-09-25 Pub. Date: 2018-09-25
Image Number: 174192
Caption: This just in: Astronomers discover and earthlike planet orbiting the nearest start, Prozima Centauri … click … Some are starting to question whether there's proof President Trump's grandfather immigrated from Germany. He could have come from anywhere. Click ... Proxima Centauri is just 4.24 light years away. In cosmic terms that's right next door. This side up.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-15 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-15 Pub. Date: 2017-10-15
Image Number: 163143
Caption: Hello, you've reached Lowe an' Sharke Lending Club. This is Ryan. How may I hinder you? I just got an ad from you in the mail saying I'm pre-qualified for an $80,000 low-interest loan, with no collateral needed. That's right. All I need is for you to answer a few brief questions so we can see if you qualify. What do you mean? You said I was already pre-qualified. Doesn't "pre-qualified" mean I've been qualified already. No. It means you haven't been qualified yet. What the -- By that definition, everyone in the whole world is "pre-qualified"! That's incorrect, sir. There are about 101 billion post-living people who wouldn't qualify.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-31 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-31 Pub. Date: 2017-08-31
Image Number: 162090
Caption: I got into a Twitter feud wit @joanwalsh. @davidshuster asked her and @joyannreid to apologize for using the term "alt left." I backed him up. When they and @govhowarddean used the term against progressives, they helped validate it. And that helps @realdonaldtrump neutralize the toxicity of the term "alt right" ... which makes it harder to fight white supremacy. I think I won. I'm going to give @govhowarddean a piece of my mind too. Are you @trying to @change-the-subject because you're @losing the @argument about @josswhedon's @divorce? It's just @joss. And I'm @changing-the-subject because it's @none-of-our-business.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-22 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-22 Pub. Date: 2017-08-22
Image Number: 161801
Caption: I posted an article on Candorville.com about how the terms "cuck," "beta," SJW" and "virtue-signalling" were essential to the resurgence of white supremacists. It's an old Nazi tactic from the 1930s. When you beliefs are morally indefensible, just label those who oppose you with belittling code words ... code words that make opposing you seen uncool. They also popularized "libtard", "snowflake," "white genocide," "neoreactionary multiculturalist" ... "Neoreactionary multiculturalist"? They considered shortening it to "Nemo," but then they heard Disney was litigious.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-15 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-15 Pub. Date: 2017-06-15
Image Number: 159154
Caption: Clyde picks up Lemont's son Lionel from daycare. How do I make Brixton not be a buller? Hold on … lemme call your daddy … It's ringin'. Day care. Hello? Yo, Big L, some bully beefin' wit' little man. What you want me to tell 'im to do? The plane crashed at the North Pole! We were rescued by insurgent elves but now they're holding us hostage until the dictator Santa Clause agrees to a ceasefire and two weeks' paid vacation! Send help! got it. Later, bruh. Boop. Your daddy want you to shout a lot of nonsense so the bully think you crazy. I happen to concur.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-06 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-06 Pub. Date: 2016-09-06
Image Number: 148215
Caption: This just in: Astronomers discover an earthlike planet orbiting the nearest star, Proxima Centauri. Click … Some are starting to question whether there's proof Donald Trump's grandfather immigrated from Germany. He could have come from anywhere. Click ... Proxima Centauri is just 4.24 light years away. In cosmic terms that's right next door. This end up.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-27 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-27 Pub. Date: 2016-01-27
Image Number: 138297
Caption: The Double Date. So how did you two meet? Oh, it was really romantic. Do you want to tell it, or should I? You tell it, schmoochie. You tell it so much better. No, you tell it, butterbean. You tell it so much better. They are so disgusting, Princess Leia Pudding Pie. Tell me what they're saying, Cutie Bear. Tap tap tap tap t.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-22 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-22 Pub. Date: 2015-12-22
Image Number: 136829
Caption: I know where we should go for our double date, Susan. We should go see "Star Wars." We can all dress up. I'll go as Lando Calrissian, you would go as Cinnabon Leia, and your date could go as Jek Porkins. Porkins was that x-wing guy who didn't last two minutes in his mission over the Death Star. It's kind of appropriate, when you think about it. Hey, I've had a few long ... ish ... term relationships.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-05 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-05 Pub. Date: 2015-09-05
Image Number: 131903
Caption: I think my girlfriend's sister was coming on to me. What do I do? C-Dog's incredibly bad advice 50¢. The important thing here is to ask yourself which one of them you can see y'self with 50 years from now. My girlfriend. Definitely my girlfriend. Then choose the sister. Anybody be boring as @#$% after fifty years, bruh.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-03 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-03 Pub. Date: 2014-11-03
Image Number: 118495
Caption: Are you going to vote tomorrow, Clyde? What for? "What for?" How about for all the people who fought and suffered and died to win you the right to vote? They all on the ballot? That's not what I'm- Oh, never mind.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-06 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-06 Pub. Date: 2014-10-06
Image Number: 117062
Caption: If we could live forever, I think that would put an end to violence. Really? Yeah. Most violence is just a symptom of out short time-horizon. We only have a few decades to live, so we're all desperate to get what we can while we can. Did you know some turtles are practically immortal? Turtles? When's the last time you saw a turtle launch a cruise missile at anyone. Dios mio. And turtle drive-by's are almost unheard of.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-27 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-27 Pub. Date: 2013-11-27
Image Number: 104372
Caption: Dick? I want you to schedule a meeting with McMahon, Tate, Stephens and Evans. What do you mean "am I sure I want to do that"? Quit second-guessing me all the time. I don’t need my assistant to always second-guess me. No, I sure the correct phrase is "second" guessing. Dn't you mn "term"?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-09 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-09 Pub. Date: 2013-09-09
Image Number: 101332
Caption: It's been weeks. You need to learn to let go, Lemont. NO. Dr. Noodle. There are some betrayals so horrible that you should never, ever let go of your outrage. You must nurture it and feed it until it's a big fat baby of imagination. You REALLY should've come to terms with them casting Ben Affleck as the next Batman by now. Can't. When they cast Clooney, I said "never again." If I give in now, I'll look weak. Fascinating. M.A.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-21 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-21 Pub. Date: 2013-07-21
Image Number: 99044
Caption: Dear journalist … I read your expose about how the National Security Agency is monitoring everything we say and do. In order to read it, I had to approve the "terms of service" for my Web browser, which included letting them store my browsing history, bookmarks and passwords. After I was done detailing the events of my day on Facebook, I posted a link to your article. I was hoping one of the 2541 strangers who friended me could explain it to me. The train has left the station. I mean, what is this "privacy? of which you speak?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-27 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-27 Pub. Date: 2013-06-27
Image Number: 98450
Caption: C-dog, what's the key to a good long-term relationship? C-dog's incredibly bad advice. 50 cents. The key is to always pay attention to e'rething your girl do an' say. So I'll know how to keep her happy? So you can throw all that #$% back in her face later on.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-12 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-12 Pub. Date: 2013-05-12
Image Number: 96331
Caption: You gonna see Star Trek Into Darkness. @#$% no, fool. Thug 4 Life. For Roscoe. Why not? The title too long. I don’t like a long-title movie. E'rething worth watchin' has a two-word title or less. "Star Wars," good. "The Phantom Menace," boring. "The Matrix," good. "The Matrix Revolutions," boring as #$*%. Rocky, Fargo, Jaws, Psycho, Friday, Gladiator, Scarface ... Thug 4 Life. For Roscoe. Terms of Endearment ... The Unbearable Lightness of Being ... The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants ... Thug 4 Life. For Roscoe. I rest my case. You would be the worst lawyer in the whole world. Insults with more than nine words is too long.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-16 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-16 Pub. Date: 2012-12-16
Image Number: 90583
Caption: … So I said "Second term Presidents always stumble by appointing boring nobodies to their cabinet. Dr. Noodle. … "President Obama should appoint Bill Clinton as Secretary of State. It'd be bold. Confident. "He'd keep the enthusiasm of the campaign alive and make his second term like a dream team." ... And that's when my date said "Take me home, this isn't gonna work out." Blah blah blah. When you're slow-dancing, and you whisper sweet somethings in a lady's ear, she never responds like they do in the movies. PhD. ... What? It's supposed to be "sweet nothings." PhD.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-30 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-30 Pub. Date: 2012-10-30
Image Number: 89248
Caption: A lot's changed in just four years. Back then, I couldn’t stand the thought of those people being allowed to marry. Now it's no big deal. Watching the President come to terms with gay marriage helped you do the same? The Kardashians are gay?
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-24 term 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-24 Pub. Date: 2012-10-24
Image Number: 88837
Caption: You are not alone, Clyde. I have walked with you from the beginning. I know every hair on your head. Every dream in your mind. … Every song on your iPod. "******" is actually a respectful term for "ladies." I wasn't born yesterday, Clyde.
     
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