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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-09-05 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-09-05 Pub. Date: 2019-09-05
Image Number: 179229
Caption: With Mort and Sadie so torn over what to see next Saturday night they've ceased speaking. The parties have called in representatives. Mr. Park merely wishes to see a documentary that challenges the mind as well as the spirit. Whisper whisper whisper whisper. My client merely wishes to withhold nookie. Objection!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-07-25 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-07-25 Pub. Date: 2019-07-25
Image Number: 178596
Caption: Are you twittering under my name? Talkin 2 Rudy. I will tear you limb from limb. He's fusically irisistable. Then I'll tear your phone limb from limb. His iPhone 2. Then destroy all your gadgets. Losing mind. Incarcer8 me.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-14 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-14 Pub. Date: 2018-09-14
Image Number: 173992
Caption: Sadie, I'm getting cold feet about swinging with another couple. What? Not now! I know I said I'd be willing to let you argue with another man, but I can't stand the idea. What if you like arguing with him more than me? What if … What?! What if he brings you to tears?! Man up, we're getting it on with Hank and Gladys!
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-08 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-08 Pub. Date: 2018-05-08
Image Number: 171296
Caption: I'm not convinced that the pyramids of Giza were built as tombs. Sure they were used as tombs, but for all we know, they were built far earlier by some other civilization, and the pharaohs just claimed credit for them. How do we know the pyramids weren't something far more high-tech, like for instance hydroelectric power generators for an advanced civilization? You tell me, how did you charge your cellphone back in 10,000 B.C.? Hydropower from the tears of dorks, here, let me show you ...
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-18 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-18 Pub. Date: 2018-01-18
Image Number: 167380
Caption: Ask Sadie Advice Hour, what's your problem?! Jonathan Frakes. I was rewatching old Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes starring Riker, and Stop it right there!!! There was only one thing redeemable about Star Trek, and that was when that lovely Mr. Shatner would tear his shirt, revealing his golden, glistening pectorals. Did this Riker ever do that? I don't think he - Next caller!!
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-12-07 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-12-07 Pub. Date: 2017-12-07
Image Number: 165718
Caption: You've been glaring at me all morning, Sadie. You're imagining things, cretin. It's not as if I'm calculating the optimal strategy for turning your friends against you, destroying your reputation, and making you the most despised cretin in town. It's not as if I've already set my plan into motion, and now I'm gleefully imagining the tears raining from your eyes as you spiral downward into an abyss of disgrace. I said I was sorry there was a hair in your oatmeal. Too late! Your demise is already trending.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-23 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-23 Pub. Date: 2017-07-23
Image Number: 160100
Caption: Your usual ginseng pumpernickel ostrich-sweat latte? No thanks. I wanna try something different today. The pecan praline white chocolate mocha's also good. Ooh, that sounds good. I'll have one of those. But can you substitute macadamia nut for the pecan? That'll take some work, but it's doable. Thank you. and can you substitute turkey tears for the praline? Turkey tears sound good. And can you substitute pureed bagel for the mocha? Pureed bagel sounds lovely. I see where this is going. And can you substitute ginseng for macadamia nut, ostrich-swear for turkey tears, ginseng for praline, and pumpernickel for the bagel?
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-10-19 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-10-19 Pub. Date: 2016-10-19
Image Number: 149918
Caption: I'm torn, Randy. I'm so undecided about this election. You're still undecided about the candidates? No, I'm undecided about whether to be undecided. On the one hand, it could make me seem like I'm unbiased. Like I'm not beholden to any particular ideology. Like I'm above it all. But on the other hand, it could make me look like I'm too dumb to tell the difference between things that are different. Take a couple weeks to ponder that. No rush.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-14 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-14 Pub. Date: 2016-09-14
Image Number: 148487
Caption: I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think. About what, little buddy? Star Trek. The latest movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus. Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-05 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-05 Pub. Date: 2016-09-05
Image Number: 148226
Caption: Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally. I've topped myself, minion. It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence; we have to simultaneously tear down the competition. Behold: My masterpiece. "100 percent of those who drink coffee King's coffee will die." Best part is it's technically true.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-08 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-08 Pub. Date: 2016-07-08
Image Number: 145518
Caption: Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Elizabeth Warren. As many of you have correctly guessed … I've been ghost-writing all of her Donald Trump-related speeches and tweets. That's why she's been tearing him a new one lately. Sadie's lady's coming for you, Donald!!! ... But I would like all my listeners to write to Liz and ask her to stop leaving out all my well-crafted expletives.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-05 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-05 Pub. Date: 2016-04-05
Image Number: 141526
Caption: This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Movie critics. "Batman V Superman" was a good film. But the critics tore it apart. A lot of the criticism was petty. Like this one critic who said "Henry Cavill is the sexiest log to ever star in a movie. And Zack Snyder isn't fit to direct traffic." Hey ... I call it like I see it. Did you see it? That's beside the point.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-25 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-25 Pub. Date: 2015-11-25
Image Number: 135701
Caption: What's the best way to break up with someone without hurting their feelings? Why would you want to do that? The whole point of breaking up with someone is to punish them for their shenanigans, their shortcomings, and their carnal incompetence! Why deny yourself satisfaction?! Every time you bring a tear to the eye of a loser, an angel get her wings.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-12 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-12 Pub. Date: 2015-08-12
Image Number: 131011
Caption: I hate Planned Parenthood. They're so evil. How so? They were caught on tape casually talking about stuff they deal with every single day. That means they're so used to what they do, that it doesn't make them tear up or feel sad to talk about it. Like if I ever get into a horrible car accident and my guts are everywhere, I want a doctor who's going to throw up when he sees it. That's the least a professional could do.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-07-16 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-07-16 Pub. Date: 2015-07-16
Image Number: 129603
Caption: With Mort and Sadie so torn over what to see next Saturday night, they've ceased speaking. The parties have called in representatives. Mr. Park merely wishes to see a documentary that challenges the mind as well as the spirit. Whisper whisper whisper whisper ... My client merely wishes to withhold lovin'. Objection!
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-31 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-31 Pub. Date: 2015-05-31
Image Number: 126893
Caption: Your usual ginseng pumpernickel ostrich-sweat latte? No thanks. I wanna try something different today. The pecan praline white chocolate mocha's also good. Ooh, that sounds good. I'll have one of those. Coming up. But can you substitute macadamia nut for the pecan? That'll take some work, but it's doable. Thank you. And can you substitute turkey tears for the praline? Turkey tears sound good. And can you substitute pureed bagel for the mocha? Pureed bagel sounds lovely. I see where this is going. And can you substitute ginseng for the macadamia nut, ostrich swear for the turkey tears, and pumpernickel for the bagel?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-17 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-17 Pub. Date: 2014-12-17
Image Number: 120326
Caption: I want to get Rudy a Christmas gift. What would he like? Seriously? Yes, seriously. Maybe I do spend all day mercilessly taunting him, driving him to the point of tears ... But that doesn't mean I can't give him his heart's desire for Christmas. Sometimes people still surprise me. Then I can remind him for years that I bought him a gift and he didn't buy me one! But usually not.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-23 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-23 Pub. Date: 2014-11-23
Image Number: 118569
Caption: I was in a riot a few weeks ago. Did you see me on TV? What're you talking about? I heard there was going to be trouble at the Pumpkin Fest in Keene, New Hampshire. So I hopped on a plane. It was tense. On one side, you had the pumpkin community. On the other side, the sweet potato advocates. That's when it all exploded. STOP! Riots are supposed to be about serious issues! Injustice! Racism! Corrupt local governments! Out-of-control police! Walgreens running out of Metamucil! There were fists, tear gas and pumpkin bits everywhere. STOP!!! Rudy, the situation was tense enough without outside agitators like you.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-10-29 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-10-29 Pub. Date: 2014-10-29
Image Number: 118265
Caption: You're on, caller. What's your problem? My baby won't stop crying. How do I get her to stop? What do you mean, "get her to stop"? Your baby's a human being and she already has things she wants to tell you. Crying is the only language she knows. Just hold her, tell her "I hear you" ... ... AND GROW A THICKER SKIN! BABY TEARS AREN'T LITTLE GRENADES, LOSER! I wish she'd just text me like everyone else.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-25 tear 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-25 Pub. Date: 2014-08-25
Image Number: 115609
Caption: Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally. I've topped myself, minion. It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence; we have to simultaneously tear down the competition. Behold my masterpiece. "100 percent of those who drink Coffee King's coffee will die." Best part is it's technically true.
     
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