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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-02 |
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2018-04-02 |
| Image Number: |
170030 |
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A California high school history teacher was suspended for staring a dialogue with her students … about whether schools would support walkouts for conservative as well as liberal causes.* C.P.5. She could still face charges of encouraging critical thinking in a public school. *thehill.com
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-29 |
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2017-11-29 |
| Image Number: |
165238 |
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University of Illinois Professor Rochelle Gutierrez contends that " … mathematics itself operates as whiteness," in an apparent attempt to show … x=y³ (crossed out). that's she's never gone to school with any Asian kids.* *2017 SAT math avg. scores: Asians 612. Whites: 553. Source: Inside Higher Ed.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-28 |
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2017-11-28 |
| Image Number: |
165237 |
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A University of Illinois professor who says that teaching math "perpetuates white privilege" … is being taken seriously. M = WP². Which comes as a surprise to (0*0) = 0 people.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-29 |
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2017-10-29 |
| Image Number: |
163829 |
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Mallard's scariest Halloween story … I was sitting at a local bar with friends … when suddenly, a voice said, "Did you see that guy on t.v. punch a Nazi? … That was cool!" Another voice said, "Yeah! I'd love to punch a Nazi!" Then … I … realized … the voices were coming from my friends. My "progressive friends, two of whom are teachers. And they didn't mean "punch him if he's violent." They meant "punch him for saying he's a Nazi." ... and then ... I realized the horror ... My friends had turned into Nazis.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-16 |
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2017-05-16 |
| Image Number: |
157895 |
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Before we being this commencement ceremony … I'd like to ask those shouting "Death to America" to stop. But since most of them have tenure, I won't.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-08 |
| Image Number: |
155161 |
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And if you miss my class because you were destroying university property, or beating up a Libertarian student … you'll need to bring me a note to prove it!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-09 |
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2016-12-09 |
| Image Number: |
151641 |
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It's been a month since the election … I've canceled class four times … led five protests and nineteen therapeutic coloring sessions … and kicked that pro-Trump kid out of class … Maybe it's time to get back to work … Fascist!! Racist! Xenophobe!!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-01 |
| Image Number: |
148859 |
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This semester, our reading list includes: "Check Your Privilege," "Get Your Own Safe Space" and the classic "America Still Stinks". Just imagine if this weren't math class …
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-14 |
| Image Number: |
146556 |
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It's hard to blame "western civilization" for all of the world's problems! And even harder to blame everything … on "America," or "capitalism" or "Christians" or "white people"! That's why it takes a professional, like me, to do it right! Welcome to college, kids! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-01-08 |
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2016-01-08 |
| Image Number: |
137151 |
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Mallard's 2016 Prediction #10 … All of the Ivy League's conservative professors will unite to protest their under-representation. They'll both be fired. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-12-02 |
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2015-12-02 |
| Image Number: |
135659 |
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I'd now like to read Kevin's essay … "Give me an 'A' on this essay … or the campus will burn" … That's the entire essay … wonderfully concise, with vivid imagery, Kevin! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-16 |
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2015-10-16 |
| Image Number: |
133497 |
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Hey, teacher … I built a sundial, using just a sword, a spear, and a sundial! Am I a genius? … or are you anti-Viking?! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-09-19 |
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2015-09-19 |
| Image Number: |
132248 |
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Words of wisdom … "Doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results" … is our motto. NEA. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-07-12 |
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2015-07-12 |
| Image Number: |
128704 |
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Preface: The bicycle symbolizes good. The tuna casserole symbolizes evil. The giraffe symbolizes fate. The squirrel symbolizes a turtle. The pudding in chapter four is man's search for meaning. The pudding in chapter nine is pudding. I'm working on a novel that will make English professors obsolete ... The envelope symbolizes a different turtle. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-06-30 |
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2015-06-30 |
| Image Number: |
128706 |
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I was afraid that our college's new "microaggression" ban … might forbid my calling conservatives "Nazis" or "rednecks," or "gun-loving bible-thumpers" in class! But thankfully, it just bans the regular politically incorrect stuff. Hey hey!! Ho ho! … Gotta love the status quo!! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-06-29 |
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2015-06-29 |
| Image Number: |
128705 |
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My students can't stop talking about "microaggressions" … and "trigger warnings" … and "safe spaces". In my day, college was way more simple … All you had to do was hate America, and your parents. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-05-22 |
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2015-05-22 |
| Image Number: |
126857 |
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And to all you parents and teachers who encourage kids to use their imaginations … don't be surprised when they go work for Rolling Stone magazine … |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-04-14 |
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2015-04-14 |
| Image Number: |
125241 |
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I'm really sorry I don't have my homework, Ms. Carp … The dog wiped our server. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-08-31 |
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2014-08-31 |
| Image Number: |
114952 |
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Ms. Carp, how do I find the area of a triangle? Hey, I don’t want to just feed you information! … I want to teach you how to learn! In fact, I want to teach you to learn how to learn! I want to help you become a learny learning learner! You have no idea how to find the area of a triangle, do you? See?! You figured that out all on your own! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-08-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-08-16 |
| Image Number: |
114662 |
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Okay, people, let's go over your third-grade summer reading … Who can tell me how the very hungry caterpillar was feeling? |
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