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1. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2017-05-11 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2017-05-11 Pub. Date: 2017-05-11
Image Number: 157636
Caption: Mallard's Rule of Life #22: If you don't think it's a thing … No, on Tuesdays I teach organic fish wrestling … it's probably a thing.
     
2. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2015-11-26 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2015-11-26 Pub. Date: 2015-11-26
Image Number: 135351
Caption: … And particularly thankful that I won't be around in 400 years, when students are being taught that we were just a bunch of imperialist religious fanatics …
     
3. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2015-07-12 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2015-07-12 Pub. Date: 2015-07-12
Image Number: 128704
Caption: Preface: The bicycle symbolizes good. The tuna casserole symbolizes evil. The giraffe symbolizes fate. The squirrel symbolizes a turtle. The pudding in chapter four is man's search for meaning. The pudding in chapter nine is pudding. I'm working on a novel that will make English professors obsolete ... The envelope symbolizes a different turtle.
     
4. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2015-06-04 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2015-06-04 Pub. Date: 2015-06-04
Image Number: 127538
Caption: Marine biologists have discovered a warm-blooded fish called the "opah" in deep Pacific waters! Disney is reported to have bought movie rights to the fish … for a blockbuster animated feature about a "lonely, misfit fish who teaches us that we're not so different after all" ...
     
5. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2015-05-16 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2015-05-16 Pub. Date: 2015-05-16
Image Number: 126545
Caption: And I know that as many of you go out into the world … you're worried about your college loan debt! But … just think how much more worried you'd be … if we'd taught you any math while you were here …
     
6. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2014-09-30 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2014-09-30 Pub. Date: 2014-09-30
Image Number: 116796
Caption: If you're a man … … you don’t hit women. Of course … any society that actually has to TEACH ADULTS that is already in big trouble.
     
7. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2014-08-31 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2014-08-31 Pub. Date: 2014-08-31
Image Number: 114952
Caption: Ms. Carp, how do I find the area of a triangle? Hey, I don’t want to just feed you information! … I want to teach you how to learn! In fact, I want to teach you to learn how to learn! I want to help you become a learny learning learner! You have no idea how to find the area of a triangle, do you? See?! You figured that out all on your own!
     
8. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2014-08-16 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2014-08-16 Pub. Date: 2014-08-16
Image Number: 114662
Caption: Okay, people, let's go over your third-grade summer reading … Who can tell me how the very hungry caterpillar was feeling?
     
9. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2014-08-15 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2014-08-15 Pub. Date: 2014-08-15
Image Number: 114661
Caption: Class, in math, the answer is either right or wrong … … meaning that math is what we'd call .. "judgmental."
     
10. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2014-08-14 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2014-08-14 Pub. Date: 2014-08-14
Image Number: 114660
Caption: Help. Please. People, today we're going to learn about the "least common denominator" … … Which is the level at which I'll be teaching all year.
     
11. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2014-02-15 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2014-02-15 Pub. Date: 2014-02-15
Image Number: 107145
Caption: In other news, more than half of Afgan soldiers still can't read … … Even though the U.S. has spent $200 million to teach them. … Which is actually a pretty good deal, compared to what taxpayers spend to teach U.S. students not to read.* *studentsfirst.org.
     
12. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2013-10-05 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2013-10-05 Pub. Date: 2013-10-05
Image Number: 101982
Caption: Did you know that many public schools now send home notes to the parents of fat kids … … Letting them know that their kids are fat? They say we used to be so busy teaching, we didn’t have time to do that. Thank goodness those dark days are behind us ...
     
13. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2013-09-05 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2013-09-05 Pub. Date: 2013-09-05
Image Number: 100839
Caption: Mallard's top-10 reasons NOT to home-school your children: #9 … Colleges make a lot of money with their remedial programs that teach freshmen to read and count! How To Read. Are you trying to take money away from America's institutions of higher learning!?
     
14. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2013-08-30 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2013-08-30 Pub. Date: 2013-08-30
Image Number: 100722
Caption: Here's one from a concerned parent, who writes, "How can I be sure my child gets a good education in today's public schools?" I think what you're really saying is, "How can I keep my child from being taught that horrible 'intelligent design' stuff?" WELL, by making sure we don't teach your kids much of anything, we keep them from learning that stuff, too! You're welcome.
     
15. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2013-08-25 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2013-08-25 Pub. Date: 2013-08-25
Image Number: 100323
Caption: Hi, it's me, Dr. Education Professional, again, with a back-to-school message for all you worried parents … So, you're upset that our public schools can't compete globally, and your kid can't do math … … Or "read." And doesn't know any "history" … But hey! ... When was the last time you needed to know any history or math? Every Smartphone has a calculator, and why read, when there's T.V. and the internet? There. Feel better? And remember ... Don't forget to pay your taxes! (You can use the calculator on your Smartphone.)
     
16. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2011-09-03 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2011-09-03 Pub. Date: 2011-09-03
Image Number: 64963
Caption: I know some of you were expecting a smart, highly qualified teacher this year … But she was laid off, and I wasn't, because I have seniority … In fact, I've been here so long, I remember when we had high standards. Thank goodness those dark days are over.
     
17. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2011-04-30 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2011-04-30 Pub. Date: 2011-04-30
Image Number: 60116
Caption: Wow … My alumni magazine says my old western civilization professor, Dr. Mahoney, has now been teaching at Bellarmine University for 53 years! That means she's been teaching since before … "Western civilization" was an obscenity …
     
18. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2011-04-12 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2011-04-12 Pub. Date: 2011-04-12
Image Number: 59553
Caption: We've decided to base our school's new discipline policies on the teachers' unions' model, "Last in, first out." Rather than being expelled for bad conduct … Students will not be expelled for transferring here mid-year, or being in kindergarten. The old system just required way too many value judgments ...
     
19. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2011-04-11 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2011-04-11 Pub. Date: 2011-04-11
Image Number: 59552
Caption: Class, I've decided to update my grading system, based on my teachers' union's seniority policy … Connor, you now have an "a-plus" … Based on the fact that you've been in third grade for four years now …
     
20. Comic Strip Bruce Tinsley  Mallard Fillmore 2011-01-15 teach 
Cartoonist(s): Bruce Tinsley
Comic/Cartoon: Mallard Fillmore
Viewable Date: 2011-01-15 Pub. Date: 2011-01-15
Image Number: 56059
Caption: Man-made global-warming zealots 2011 new-year's resolution: I teach in elite seminars … that the earth's warmed by people, and cars. I resolve this is so … even though we now know … that they've found global warming on Mars.* *Source" nationalgeographic.com/news.
     
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