Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.
Can Eco Club come over Friday night? Sure. I'll get snacks. Great! We'll need vegan, locally grown, free-trade stuff … No paper products or bottled water. We can model good eco-stewardship! "We"? Environmental purity is like getting a dog. Everyone wants one, but the mom gets to take care of it. Someone has to get the organic dog chow.
A "How to Understand Football" lesson?!! This is a present? Remember? You wanted a "sustainable" Christmas. Why would you think I'd want to learn about football? Ryan Beardsley is going to be quarterback next year. Is he the halfback, tailback or fullback?