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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
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Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2012-10-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-10-14 |
Image Number: |
89036 |
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Wonderland Political Consultants. The election is coming up. Have you identified the undecided voters? Humpty Dumpty is still on the fence ... Goldilocks is looking for the candidates that's "just right" ... The Crooked Man isn't giving pollsters a straight answer, and Chicken Little is right wing on some issues and left wing on others. What about Cinderella? Every day she says she's made a choice but then at midnight she changes back. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2012-10-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-10-08 |
Image Number: |
89030 |
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Poll. What are you doing? Bop! You're a pollster. You're supposed to ask questions, not punch people. He told me to do it. He told you to punch him? Yeah, I asked if he's supporting Dracula or the Headless Horseman in the upcoming election. And he said ... "Put me down for the Count." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2012-01-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-01-08 |
Image Number: |
75240 |
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Poll. What are you doing? Bop! You're a pollster. You're supposed to ask questions, not punch people. He told me to do it. He told you to punch him? Yeah, I asked if he's supporting Dracula or the Headless Horseman in the upcoming election ... and he said "Put me down for the count." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2010-07-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-07-16 |
Image Number: |
49721 |
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Poll results. Give me the straight unvarnished truth, but flatter me a little first. Sen. Krupt. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2005-12-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-12-12 |
Image Number: |
12467 |
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Senator Grackle. The owls are against you, but you have 100% support from the loons. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2005-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-04-01 |
Image Number: |
10075 |
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Opinion poll. I don't know if I'm politicall right or left, but everybody seems to think I'd definitely off-center. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2004-11-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-11-19 |
Image Number: |
8888 |
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Mr. Frog. Poll. Poll. I'm not looking forward to this. Amphibians can never make up their minds --- first it's one way and then the other. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2004-08-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-08-15 |
Image Number: |
7968 |
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Frank and Ernest Political Consultants. Votes. Watching the Olympics makes me think about our candidate. When I see gymnastics, I'm reminded of him answering questions. And wrestling makes me think about him soliciting campaign contributions. I know what you mean -- Diving reminds me of his poll numbers and his public image comes to mind when I see boxing. "Boxing"? You think he's a knockout? No, a lightweight! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2004-06-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-06-27 |
Image Number: |
7607 |
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Frank and Ernie's Political Shoe Store. Ernie, the key to success in this business is giving customers the right shoes for their needs. What would you suggest for a guy who just announced his candidacy? Running shoes, of course. Good. How about the policy wonk who loves discussing the issues? Platforms! The politician who loves to spin? Ballet slippers would be perfect. And what about somebody who is always changing positions? Flip flops. That leaves pollsters --- I never know what to recommend. That's easy, Frank. Anything canvas! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2004-02-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-02-23 |
Image Number: |
6605 |
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Senator Krupt. Polls. You're way ahead in the exit polls … Most of the voters want you to exit. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2004-01-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-01-20 |
Image Number: |
6381 |
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I'm in favor of missiles, anti-missiles, and anti-anti missiles, but I'm against proliferation of anti-anti-anti missiles. Opinion Poll. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2003-08-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-08-04 |
Image Number: |
4808 |
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Would you say the mayor: (a) Is doing an excellent job, (b) Is doing a good job, (c) Is doing just an average job or (d) Should tear up the street in front of your house? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2003-05-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-05-08 |
Image Number: |
3860 |
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We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2003-01-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-01-19 |
Image Number: |
2533 |
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Excuse me, sir. Could you answer some questions for our survey on leisure activities? What games do you remember from childhood? I was never good at hide-and-seek but I loved follow-the-leader! Do you enjoy spectator sports? I watch a lot of football, but mostly for the marching bands. What type of restaurants do you prefer? Anywhere they serve link sausages! And what about the theater, do you have a favorite musical? I just never get tired of "A Chorus Line"! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2003-01-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2001-01-16 |
Image Number: |
2413 |
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Opinion Poll. Gentlemen, I'm taking a consumer confidence poll … Confident? I'll say! If there's one thing I'm confident of it's my ability to consume! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2003-01-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-01-16 |
Image Number: |
72157 |
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Opinion Poll. Gentlemen, I'm taking a consumer confidence poll ... Confident? I'll say! If there's one thing I'm confident of it's my ability to consume! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2002-04-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-04-28 |
Image Number: |
775 |
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Look, Ernie -- We're in today's crossword puzzle! And look down there -- 7 letters for "a kid's survey." That's easy --"tad poll"! How about 13 letter for "damaged genes"? "Heir Pollution"! Okay, 11 letters for "seismograph"? A "faults alarm"! And up there, 8 letters for a driving tee on a golf course, is a "foresite"! Amazing, Ernie! You make a stroll through the crossword puzzle look so easy! It's a gift, Frank ... A gift. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2002-03-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-03-28 |
Image Number: |
613 |
Caption: |
Hello, we're conducting a survey on patience … Please hold for the next available surveyor…" |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2002-03-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-03-20 |
Image Number: |
462 |
Caption: |
Are you willing to trade civil liberties for greater security? That depends on the exchange rate. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2001-08-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2001-08-24 |
Image Number: |
72036 |
Caption: |
Poll. Do you trust the government? As much as it trusts me! |
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