Know what you need, Luann? Yeah. Privacy. You need a beauty plan. I spent years experimenting and perfecting my makeup strategy. I even drew a map of my face so I could plot out exactly where every type, color and intensity of makeup belongs. 1. Tawny Turtle F. 2. Sandy Shorts F. 3. Coffee Breath F. 4. Dry Dead Grass F. 5. Warm Buns F. 6. Roasted Gum B. 7. Sunset Drool B. 8. MeMeMe F. 9. Hawaiian Grit F. 10. Cheap Chrome L. 11. Belch Red L. 12. Scarlet Zits L. 13. Apple Foam L. 14. Regal Seagull LL. 15. Butt Spit LL. 16. Tahiti Giggle F. 17. Tepid Tea F. A Road Rage EP. B. Smokey Cough S. C. Burnt Toast S. D. Whip It! S. E. Charred Hard L. F. Black Goop M. G. Ashes to Lashes L. You don't know any of that, do you? I do know where my makeup belongs.
How's the head? The ribs? The arm? The ankle? Let's see…Did I miss anything? The ego. It's pretty battered. Why? You saved my life! You're my hero. Heroes don't end you in the hospital. They tip their hat, say, "T'weren't nothin', ma'am" and ride off into the sunset. You've been watching a lot of old movies on tv, haven't you? You look purtier'n a straight flush.