You know what today is? It's the longest day of the year. Are you sure? My teacher told us the summer solstice was the longest day. Let's go, Earl. We've got lots of shopping to do, and then we go to my sister's place for dinner. Your teacher's wrong. TODAY is the longest day of the year.
Someone once said, "The essence of life is not in the great victories and grand failures … But in the simple joys." Like taking off your socks after a hot summer day. How about opening a window? The essence of life just got a little ripe in here.