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Berkeley Breathed
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Opus |
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2012-08-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-01-14 |
| Image Number: |
15774 |
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GET DOWN HERE FRONT AND CENTER, YOUNG MAN!! I have a prepared statement from Mr. Auggie regarding today's unfortunate incident regarding a large garbage bag and helium. Mr. Auggie deeply regrets any pain others may have suffered from his actions involving homemade dirigibles, a result of past spanking abuse plus the devil. He'll meet soon with spiritual advisors to help him better return to the path of moral redemption and far from the clutches of the devil. He is bolstered by the unwavering support of his family and the public's gracious prayers to help him escape the devil's mischief. I'll take questions now. Where is the neighbor's cat? 17,000 feet. ONE HOPES THAT THAT'S WHERE AUGGIE IS TOO!! No no. rehab. |
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Berkeley Breathed
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Opus |
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2012-05-28 |
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2006-09-03 |
| Image Number: |
14549 |
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The Bloom Picayune Embarrasing Mug Shot Tubby pickled celebrity mouths off during arrest: "Pentagon might as well be sold to Wal-Mart" "Maybe THAT'LL scare those terrorists! Oops! Webbed foot in mouth! Watch as our celebrity salvages his career in five time-tested steps! Step One: Apologize I'm deeply sorry you goobs assumed that I meant "obsolete." I'm deeply, deeply, deeply sorry that anyone was that pea-brained. Step Two: Apologize again with feeling... I'm sorry! Beat me!! I'm an insect! Step Three: Donate time to furthering offended party's goals Keeping things peaceful everyday Scrub scrub scrub Step Four: Be seen conferring with offended party Hooters Hic Snort Step Five: Keep your ridiculous fringe nutcase theories to yourself Oprah's not gay. Scribble scribble scribble |
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Berkeley Breathed
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Opus |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-09-15 |
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2005-04-17 |
| Image Number: |
10352 |
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Bloom Picayune. Industry Leader Disciplined for Blaming Absence of Female Cartoon Animals on "Gender Differences." "Really what girl would wear this little number?" They'd like you to read a statement….. |
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