Is it true that celery has negative calories? Sorry, little buddy. There are six calories in one stick of celery. We burn 11 calories per hour chewing. It takes one minute to chew a stick of celery. Divide 11 by 60 and you get a lard-burn rate of only 0.183 calories per stick. So you're still consuming more than five calories per stick. What if I chew the stick for a whole hour straight?
Facebook is an awesome thing but it's got one big flaw that makes it really horrible and dangerous. What's that, little buddy? If you have a public fan page, you can't block a stalker from reading it and posting to it. You can "ban" them from seeing your personal profile, but they can still see your fan page. it's downright criminal that Facebook allows that to happen. Why on earth do you have a "fan page"? Just 'cause no one knows who I am doesn't mean I'm not famous.