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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-08 solve 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-08 Pub. Date: 2017-10-08
Image Number: 162900
Caption: Big L, you seen a doctor yet 'bout that heart attack you had? I didn't have a "heart attack," Clyde. All I had was pain in my arm, between my shoulder blades, in my chest, jaw and upper abdomen. Plus I was dizzy, fatigues and had heartburn. That could've been anything. And anyway, I took care of it myself. I started biking, gave up red meat, etc ... just in case. Anyway, I don't have health insurance. I earn too much for Medicaid and too little pay the Obamacare premiums. I got a solution for you, bruh ... Ok ... As long as it doesn't involve identity theft, Fake IDs and possible jail time. Hm ... well, then I got a different solution for you ... As long as it doesn't involve sneaking into another country. Well ... then I got a different solution ...
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-06 solve 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-06 Pub. Date: 2017-08-06
Image Number: 160565
Caption: Your latest article was a little confusing, Lemont. What's confusing about my having solved Fermi's paradox? I've single-handedly explained how the universe could be filled with civilization, even though we've seen no evidence them. Did you know there's a possibility our universe exists within a black hole? ... and every black hole in our universe may contain an entire universe of its own? I've heard that. And did you know that people ultimately just can't stand those who are different from them? Don't you see, Susan? There is no paradox. When a civilization advances far enough, it doesn't fly to other stars. It thinks much bigger. It creates a black hole and vanishes into it so it can have a whole universe to itself. They could shape it and write its natural laws however they want. The Berniezoidians could have a whole universe full of single-payer healthcare, ... and the Trumpmagans could have a whole universe full of no undocumented immigrants. Oh. I was just confused about the part where you wrote "The Trumpmagans still insist Mexico will pay for the event horizon."
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-06 solve 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-06 Pub. Date: 2017-02-06
Image Number: 154237
Caption: I wanted my life to matter. I wanted to cause ripples in the ocean of existence. I wanted to affect people's lives. I wanted to create a legacy. I wanted my feet to make an imprint in the sand. And the only way to do that is this: When someone calls you to work on something larger than you, you answer, no matter who that person is. I still think Trump was just using you as a photo op when he asked you to help solve the homeless problem. Ben Carson and I had a good conversation. I'm sure he'll be calling me again any day now so we can get down to business.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-31 solve 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-31 Pub. Date: 2016-08-31
Image Number: 147921
Caption: Not everything is about race, Clyde. You tryin' to tell me Hollywood don't have a "magical Negro" problem? You ain't noticed all the movies where a black character come outta nowhere an' has no purpose at all other than to teach white people how to solve problems? Yeah, but that's not racial. There are plenty of characters of all races who have no purpose other than to teach people lessons. And let's not forget Yoda. Confusing the issue, you are.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-27 solve 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-27 Pub. Date: 2015-09-27
Image Number: 132520
Caption: When someone says "Black Lives Matter," I respond by saying "All Lives Matter." Because I don't see color. But if you "don't see color," you can't see that young black men are far more likely to be shot unnecessarily by police than men of any other color. And you can't solve a problem if you can't even see it exists. It felt food to stand up for equality. So I didn't stop there. What do you mean? OWS protester love of red velvet cake. Daily Nut Job. Obama wet bed as child, covered it up. Goodnight Grandpa. I came across a "breast cancer survivor" meeting at the rec center. I poked my head in and shouted "All Cancer is Bad." By the looks on their faces, I could tell some of them realized they'd been totally horrible for acting like their cancer was so much more important than other cancers. Also confesses to having red "Little Red Riding Hood." Exoneration. I came across a funeral this morning, and after the eulogy I reminded the family that all people die, and that it's wrong of them to act like this one was more special than the rest of us. Has aversion to pepper spray. Why?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-08 solve 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-08 Pub. Date: 2015-03-08
Image Number: 123395
Caption: What's wrong, Lemont? I think I'm done watching "The Flash." You know, the superhero who can run faster than a bullet. I just saw the episode where he had to fight someone who could teleport. But she could only teleport if she could see where she's going. After the flash figured that out, he did all these things to limit her field of vision. He ran all around knocking out street lights, for instance. He did all sorts of things to make sure she couldn't see. All sorts of things ... except putting a bag over the villain's head. Well that would've been a pretty short episode. I'd rather have five minutes of brilliance than 45 minutes of not putting a bag over the villain's head.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-05 solve 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-05 Pub. Date: 2015-03-05
Image Number: 123665
Caption: There's an easy trick for filling awkward pauses in conversations. WELL WHAT IS IT?! Oh … I'm sorry, I meant that as a question. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-03-21).
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-12 solve 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-12 Pub. Date: 2014-12-12
Image Number: 119937
Caption: The other night, I finally got my boy to go to sleep … and when I turned to leave the room, I stepped on one of his toys. It beeped and flashed and sang! I couldn't find the off switch, so I flung it out the window. Problem solved. Not really. It was a boomerang.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-19 solve 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-19 Pub. Date: 2014-10-19
Image Number: 117068
Caption: I have been an underachiever all my life. I blame my mother. Dr. Noodle. She praised me all the time. She OOZED praise whenever I got an "A", or a "B", or a "C." Whenever I told a joke, funny or not. She gushed praise whenever I had a date, or got any job, or solved any problem, or petted the dog, or made my own sandwich. When I accidentally ran over that moose, she praised me for sending it to "a better place." So you've never had to actually impress her. I once THOUGHT about trying, and she praised me for that.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-07-31 solve 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-07-31 Pub. Date: 2014-07-31
Image Number: 114483
Caption: It's so easy to just say they're all nuts, but what's YOUR brilliant solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict? Remember the east coast-west coast rap war from the 90's? Remember how Biggie an' Tupac mommas hugged each other an' told both sides to cut that #$%&@ out? It's ok to admit you don't have a solution, Clyde. Ain't nothin' a million mommas huggin' it out can't fix.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-23 solve 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-23 Pub. Date: 2013-09-23
Image Number: 101942
Caption: To solve gun violence, we need to stop people from buying violent video games. That'd violate the first amendment. The 1st amendment is sacred. What we need to do is pass strict gun laws, we don’t need all these guns. That'd violate the second amendment. The 2nd amendment is sacred. What we need to do is prevent mentally unstable people from buying guns. I can agree on that. Good thing Obamacare covers mental health. Hey ... We actually agree on something. I disagree.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-26 solve 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-26 Pub. Date: 2010-02-26
Image Number: 44349
Caption: I'm sick of partisanship. I just want our leaders to solve our problems with common-sense solutions. Hear! Hear! For instance, just expand Medicare so it covers everyone. For instance, get rid of Medicare; it's bankrupting us. I know a lot of people who agree with me, so you're completely wrong!
     
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