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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-25 skip 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-25 Pub. Date: 2019-04-25
Image Number: 177326
Caption: What're you doing? Just setting up. Dr. Noodle. I've livecasting a reaction video to my therapy. It's streaming on Facebook Live and Youtube right now. Well? What're you waiting for? I think I can dispense with asking Why have you come to therapy. Make sure you skip all the boring questions, I don't want to lose viewers.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-09-02 skip 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-09-02 Pub. Date: 2018-09-02
Image Number: 173653
Caption: I read your latest article about the Fermi Paradox. It's the likeliest explanation … We've only been transmitting radio signals for about 100 years, Susan. And since radio waves travel at the speed of light, our radio bubble's only about 200 light years across. Our radio waves have only reaches 15,000 or so stars out of 400 billion. It'll be tends of thousands of years before most of the galaxy ever sees I Love Lucy. There could be 399,999,985,000 stars out there with civilizations broadcasting I Love Splorg or something, and we won't even notice it until the year 201818 ... and if most aliens skipped radio and went straight to internet, we may never, ever know they exist. Is that why your headline was We'll Never See a Splorg Get Trolled on Facesplorg?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-02 skip 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-02 Pub. Date: 2016-12-02
Image Number: 151554
Caption: What're you doing? Just setting up. Dr. Noodle. I'm livecasting a reaction video to my therapy. It's streaming on Facebook Live and Youtube right now. Well? What're you waiting for? I think I can dispense with asking "Why have you come to therapy." Make sure you skip all the boring questions, I don't want to lose viewers.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-21 skip 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-21 Pub. Date: 2014-12-21
Image Number: 119939
Caption: When other people get attention, I'm not jealous, I'm happy for them. That's just the kinda guy I am. Like when my little brother, Halloween, has his day, I'm always the first to say 'good for you.' Everyone gets a turn to shine. I always get the whole month of November to myself, after all ... at least till Black Friday officially puts the spotlight on my big brother, Christmas. But this year, Chris sent out 'Black Friday' ads the day after Halloween! People just skipped right over me! The middle child usually has it rough. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for that overrated @*$%.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-09 skip 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-09 Pub. Date: 2012-12-09
Image Number: 90457
Caption: When other people get attention, I'm not jealous, I'm happy for them. That's just the kinda guy I am. Dr. Noodle. Like when my little brother, Halloween, has his day, I'm always the first to say "Good for you." Everyone gets a turn to shine. I always get the whole month of November to myself, after all ... ... At least till Black Friday officially puts the spotlight on my big brother, Christmas. But this year, Chris sent out "Black Friday" ads the day after Halloween! People just skipped right over me! The middle child usually has it rough. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for that overrated @#$%.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-14 skip 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-14 Pub. Date: 2012-08-14
Image Number: 86018
Caption: Date-A-Chick.com. Please complete your profile. Date-A-Chick.com. 1. Profile picture from when you were better-looking. Submit. Date-A-Chick.com. 2. Witty bio you stole from someone else. Skip. Date-A-Chick.com. 3. Height, in your tallest shoes, on your tip-toes. 5'11".
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-10 skip 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-10 Pub. Date: 2011-01-10
Image Number: 56137
Caption: Why? Because on January 3rd, I turned on CBS' "The Early Show" and the first thing I heard them say way … "Gandhi likely NEVER had a year like Lindsay Lohan's 2010!" Well, still, you can't skip a whole year. Wake me in 2012.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-28 skip 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-28 Pub. Date: 2010-02-28
Image Number: 44351
Caption: Am I speaking with whoever programs the iPhone's touchscreen keyboard? That's me. Is there a problem? How come when I type something, the cursor often skips around and inserts my new text into text I've already typed? Hmmm. Read me an example, I'll try to diagnose the problem. I tried to send a text that said "Kerry, that movie was awful but you're a lot of fun anyway." The iPhone sent it as "Kerry, that movie was a lot of fun anyway. But you're awful." I see. Here's what's going on ... You must have really fat fingers. ... Excuse me? You keep pigging the "return" key while you type. ... I'll call back after you've had your coffee. Make sure you don't accidentally pudge-dial Microsoft.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-12 skip 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-12 Pub. Date: 2009-07-12
Image Number: 35974
Caption: Susan, what're you doing? Nothing, Lemont. I saw you, you just read the end of my short story before the beginning! So? So? I worked hard coming up with surprises! With twists! Turns! Reversals of fortune! And you just ruined all my hard work! Y'know, there's something wrong with you if you skip to the end of a story. It means you're controlling, and scared of surprises -- scared of life! That's just sad, Susan. Sad and pathetic. They should package you with each copy of your book so everyone can experience this. No story for you.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-05-16 skip 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-05-16 Pub. Date: 2009-05-16
Image Number: 32349
Caption: Yeah, I think she's totally into you. That said… Excuse me. By saying "that said"… …what you're REALLY saying is "here's why everything I just told you is wrong." You might as well skip the wrong part so you don't waste the other person's time. That said, it does often establish a useful perspective. I don't have time for this mess. See?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-08-27 skip 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-08-27 Pub. Date: 2008-08-27
Image Number: 26239
Caption: Can't believe there's another man in there right now with Roxanne and my son. Big L, that dude been sneakin' in there for two years. Don't you see? This is probably cause. Probably 'cause what? You know. For you to demand a DNA test. For you to skip out on that evil woman an' her devil child. You mean "probably cause." So you agree.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-11 skip 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-11 Pub. Date: 2007-07-11
Image Number: 17866
Caption: Clarence Thomas, I am the ghost of Thurgood Marshall. I know. You're here every night. I won Brown v. Board of Education. I desegregated public schools. I know. I became the first Black Supreme Court Justice. Listen, can we skip ahead this time? It's late. You replaced me when-- Further ahead. Um... I am disappointed in you? Further.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-01-29 skip 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-02-02 Pub. Date: 2006-01-29
Image Number: 12882
Caption: Thank you for calling your "Singular" voicemail. Good news! We've just upgraded your voicemail service. Previously, you were able to easily skip or delete messages from telemarketers or your annoying relatives, but we have concealed this convenience! What the ....? From now on, voicemail won't tell you how to do that, so unless you figure it out on your own, you'll need to listen to each entire message! We estimate this will increase the amount of time you waster listening to voicemail by at least 856%! What the #$$% would they do this?! More good news! Did we mention you are charged by the minute for calling your voicemail?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-11-21 skip 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-11-22 Pub. Date: 2005-11-21
Image Number: 12286
Caption: So anyway, when I was ten I decided I wanted to be a writer and BZABZBBZABZBBZABZBBZABZBBZABZB the world. WHOAH! What the heck just happened? You were boring me, so I fast-forwarded you with this new remote. Roscoe's Rib Shack. What? Even if that were possible, that's unethical. That's wrong. That's BZABZBBZABZBBZAB.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-11-22 skip 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-11-22 Pub. Date: 2005-11-22
Image Number: 12287
Caption: I had the weirdest dream, Susan. My date pulled out a remote control and fast-forwarded me to skip the boring parts. Do you think I'm boring? Dios mio, Lemont. Would I, Susan Garcia, hang out with someone who's boring? No. Yes.
     
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