Hey Mike! Santa's stuck! Where's Santa stuck? Santa's stuck in a Cincy snowstorm. Why's Santa in Cincy? He's seeing his sister â€¦ in a saloon. Since he's in Cincy saloon seeing his sister, see if he can score some scrumptious Cincy seasonal schnitzels!! Santa said "shorry." "Shorry"? Santa's sloshed. Hic!
Mike du Jour
Randy the Guy Who Uses Non-Guy Words. About that time her TWIN SISTER walked in and - Yeah? Yeah? We all got in a circle and - What? Tell us! I'm dying here! Gave each other Brazilian hot oil treatments!! RANDY! MY MAN! UP TOP! They know I'm talking about hair, right? Well they don't think you're talking about cars ...