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61. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-25 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-25 Pub. Date: 2012-12-25
Image Number: 91453
Caption: UPS, this is Ryan. How may I hinder you today? My name's Lemont Brown. I ordered an Xbox for my kid for Christmas and it never arrived. Our records show it did, sir. It was signed for my a Mister Aygot Yostuff. What's the point of signing for stuff when you guys don't care who signs for it? Anything else I can help you with, Mister Yostuff?
     
62. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-21 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-21 Pub. Date: 2012-12-21
Image Number: 91103
Caption: Mesoamerica, 3114 B.C. Your story about how you destroyed the world on December 21, 2012 was incredible. Publishing it under my name has made me rich beyond my wildest dreams. I told you so you could warn the world, not so you could get rich! … And it was 2010, not 2012. "2012" has a better ring to it. I never should've signed that release tablet. I think you'll be very happy with your cut of the royalties.
     
63. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-01 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-01 Pub. Date: 2012-12-01
Image Number: 90362
Caption: The election's over. Spare change? Will agree with your politics for $$$.
     
64. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-25 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-25 Pub. Date: 2012-11-25
Image Number: 89912
Caption: Let me give you C-dog's abbreviated history of the United States. Chapter 12: "Thanksgiving." Buncha immigrants get on a boat an' go someplace where they don't even know how to feed themselves. Some native brutha - an ex-slave named Squanto - teach them fools how to grow corn an' how not to eat poison ivy an' spit like that. In return for savin' they life, these immigrants give Squanto a chicken leg an' a coupon to Red Lobster, an' then steal his country. Then Abraham Lincoln sign a licensing deal with Hallmark to make an official "Thanks-Squanto-Now-Stick-Em-Up" day. That's not exactly what happened. They shorted that to "Thanksgiving" cuz it easier to fit on a card.
     
65. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-09-13 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-09-13 Pub. Date: 2012-09-13
Image Number: 87232
Caption: Will stay positive for $$$$$. Will tell you how he'll destroy your freedom for $$.
     
66. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-03 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-03 Pub. Date: 2012-08-03
Image Number: 84697
Caption: I hate you with a passion. Autographed copy $5. How to write effective "Spare Change" signs. $. $. $. $. $.
     
67. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-01 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-01 Pub. Date: 2012-08-01
Image Number: 84695
Caption: Thief stole last witty saying. Need $$ to buy more. Being sued for plagiarism. Need $$$ for lawyer.
     
68. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-31 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-31 Pub. Date: 2012-07-31
Image Number: 84694
Caption: Never mind why, just sell all my stocks, now. Will work for (line drawn through $ and Euro currency symbol) chickens. Slauson Ave.
     
69. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-30 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-30 Pub. Date: 2012-07-30
Image Number: 84693
Caption: Will make you feel better about your own life in comparison for food. M. M.
     
70. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-24 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-24 Pub. Date: 2012-07-24
Image Number: 84528
Caption: I'm gonna give you a note to give your son. What's it say? "I'm sorry for calling you a son of a doody-head in day care yesterday." Did I spell "doody" right? That's just a bunch of squiggles. Saying sorry when you don’t mean it is a sign of maturity.
     
71. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-15 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-15 Pub. Date: 2012-07-15
Image Number: 82939
Caption: Nobody likes a passive-aggressive person. No, that's ok, you enjoy your day. I don’t need any help. Spare change?
     
72. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-07-08 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-07-08 Pub. Date: 2012-07-08
Image Number: 82262
Caption: Have you noticed all those commercials about people who pee too much? Yeah. That doesn’t seem like a good sign to me. When a whole country can't hold its bowels, something's wrong. Now I know what you're going to say … You do? It's the bladder that controls that. But now's not the time to nitpick; Not when we're sucking down fake sugar drinks and "chicken nuggets" that for all we know are made of ground-up grizzly bear toenails. Next time I say "Why so quiet?" just say "No reason." There's a reason the whole continent's incontinent.
     
73. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-27 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-27 Pub. Date: 2012-06-27
Image Number: 82890
Caption: Heavenly Father, when I spoke out in favor of equal marriage rights for gays, half my congregation quit. If I don't change my mind, they won't come back. Reverend of the Year. 2000. If you think I should stay true to myself even if it means losing everything, give me some sign, heavenly Father ... So what you're saying is, it's really kind of a gray area?
     
74. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-07 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-07 Pub. Date: 2012-06-07
Image Number: 81660
Caption: We've had 26 straight months of private sector job growth. Certain industries are booming. Jobville Employment Agency. Do you have experience serving comfort food to weeping patrons? No. How about repossessing cars? No. How 'bout repossessing pacemakers? Not a good sign.
     
75. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-26 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-26 Pub. Date: 2012-03-26
Image Number: 77950
Caption: For the last three minutes, I've heard the faint sound of drums, Tyrone. Have you any idea what that means? It means … THE END IS NEAR. Not necessarily. It depends on his stamina. What? What?
     
76. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-20 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-20 Pub. Date: 2012-03-20
Image Number: 77679
Caption: Sir, why did you change my health insurance to a plan that doesn't cover contraceptives? Governor Nutter just signed a law allowing employers to refuse to cover any procedure that we disagree with either religiously or morally. And you have a moral objection to women controlling their own bodies? I have a moral objection to not saving a few bucks a month.
     
77. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-17 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-17 Pub. Date: 2012-03-17
Image Number: 77317
Caption: Lionel said @*$% last night. What? He's two! Where'd he learn to say that? I don’t know. I've taken all the usual precautions … I blocked every channel but PBS, forced all the other toddlers in daycare to sign contracts promising not to cuss, and I hid my entire rap collection. Wait ... Back up ... What ... You think I should block PBS too?
     
78. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-10 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-10 Pub. Date: 2011-12-10
Image Number: 73790
Caption: Lost Job & Home. Obama Suggested Raising Taxes on my Second $Mil.
     
79. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-25 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-25 Pub. Date: 2011-09-25
Image Number: 65650
Caption: Beyonce gonna have Jay-Z baby. You know what that mean? It mean in ten years, we gonna have to listen to music from some kid who didn't have to pay no dues, 'cause her parents had connections and handed her a fat career on a silver platter. What that kid gonna sing about? True art come from struggle an' heartache. What kinda struggle an' heartache that kid gonna have? She'll have to deal with everyone thinking her struggles and heartaches are frivolous. That ain't nothing!
     
80. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-17 sign 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-17 Pub. Date: 2011-09-17
Image Number: 65649
Caption: Dear Lemont Brown, Thank you for signing up for our vague product or service ... which you've never heard of or, indeed, signed up for. We've enclosed a form, and as soon as you sign and return it they you'll have actually signed up for our service and that'll retroactively justify this letter. Sincerely, The name of someone who won't ever answer your phone calls and may not actually exist. Don't bother reading the fine print; because we are so vague, we don't really have to clarify anything in the fine print.
     
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