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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2019-09-08 |
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2019-09-08 |
| Image Number: |
179310 |
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Prepare for the fad herald. If only he'd be my Facebook friend. Today, a special announcement. Special announcement? Hubbub hubbub hubbub. I speak to you today of Twitter. We have an unusual split decision with regard to a strange concept with a captivating name. Hear ye: The brand name Twitter is: In. But actually using the service is: Out. You may commence with not bothering to tweet or learn anything more about it. So declared. Free @last.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2019-07-17 |
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2019-07-17 |
| Image Number: |
178589 |
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Rudy I'd like you to meet Tom, a member of Tightwads United. Wow. Sir. I dug this up at a ceremony. Awesome! Behold, the deceased's dentures.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2019-05-25 |
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2019-05-25 |
| Image Number: |
177731 |
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Thanks for calling, Mistercard. To report a lost or stolen card, press 1. To make an excuse for sending in a late payment, press 2. House of Java .Net Cybercafe. If your dog ate your bill, press 1. If it was lost in the mail, 2. If you were run down by a zamboni, and got beaten by hockey moms, 3. Yep, we've heard 'em all, and we ain't buying 'em. They're good.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2019-05-24 |
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2019-05-24 |
| Image Number: |
177730 |
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Hello, thank you for calling Mistercard. We are experiencing heavy call volume. Your call will be answered in the next 17 hours. In the meantime, your interest payments are continuing to rise. Please enjoy the hold music. You gotta admire the audacity.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2019-01-21 |
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2019-01-21 |
| Image Number: |
175962 |
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I seek counsel, wise one. I have fallen for someone. She is beautiful, charming and smart. How can I demonstrate my affection? You were right to come here. My gift must scream true love. Let us start in TVs. Computer Villa Customer Service.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-11-18 |
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2018-11-18 |
| Image Number: |
174746 |
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Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my devices, on credit. Even the most devoted sometimes need help overcoming their demons.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-07-24 |
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2018-07-24 |
| Image Number: |
173109 |
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I give you: Octo-Cola. What? The drink for people in their 80s who want an energy boost to play Scrabble on Facebook. Do I know you? I know you. And I want to thank you for sharing all your personal info on Facebook. It's a great way to get you the products and services you care about. As an aside, I'm sorry about your stinky foot condition. Fisticuffs to ensue.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-07-17 |
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2018-07-17 |
| Image Number: |
172982 |
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Sadie's right about you. Hush up. You're delirious. Your GPS got us lost in the middle of nowhere. You figured your cellphone or internet service could save us and we've got no coverage. When it comes down to it, your precious technology has no real value. Wait, I think it might. We could eat the iPhone. Back off, savages!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-07-16 |
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2018-07-16 |
| Image Number: |
172981 |
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Ye ol' recap: The gang road-tripped to Arizona. Mort wanted to protest the new immigration law. The other fellas wanted to meet chicks at the Phoenix Hooters. But Rudy put Hooper in the GPS and they wound up in Hooper, Utah. Or, rather, 100 miles outside of Hooper. On a dusty road. Without gas. Or snack foods. And no cellphone service. Or internet access. Or useful tools of any kind. Obsolete technology ... except a manually-powered bullhorn. You and you @#$% GPS got us into this mess!!! Can you use that thing to call for help?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-09 |
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2018-07-09 |
| Image Number: |
172759 |
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Still no word from Mort? Nothing. Are you worried. Worried? Am I worried that Mort's lost somewhere on a van trip with vagrants like Rudy and Randy? Am I worried? Actually, what I'm think I'm feeling is hunger. Well, I'm worried! No Rudy means no service! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-02-25 |
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2018-02-25 |
| Image Number: |
168289 |
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I'm not entirely sure I'm conscious, doc. It occurred to me last night, I am not an individual. I am a colony of 32 trillion individual living cells. Dr. Noodle … each of which lives, breathes, performs tasks, and quite possibly considers itself to be a conscious individual with free will. The thought reminded me of when I was in the army. Each of us was an individual cell focused on an individual task ... but before we knew it, because of the decisions made unbeknownst to any of us grunts ... the body of us, the colony we all comprised ... had marched across Europe, and swum across the Pacific, and liberated half the world ... maybe I prescribed you a little too much Cannabis. You may think you thought that thought, but you're just an antibody reflexively protecting the colony.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-01-16 |
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2018-01-16 |
| Image Number: |
167378 |
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I'm making extra money offering services on that freelance jobs site exploitrr.com. What're you offering, little buddy? Book promotion? Logo design? Backup services. For just $5 per thread, I'll back you up in all your online arguments. I suspect you're going to make a killing. I'll post things like you sure told him! And you're brilliant, total stranger!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-12-17 |
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2017-12-17 |
| Image Number: |
165604 |
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Do you know why I love Star Trek, minion? We called me in at 2am to talk about this? It's because it's a lefty-liberal utopia. They've eliminated scarcity. There's all the food and shelter anyone could ever want, so there's no more need for capitalism. They flat-out say there's no such concept as money in their society. And yet we've seen them buy things. With money. Plenty of times. It's absolute proof that people never truly have to live up to the ideals they espouse, and that's always been an inspiration to me. Now get back out there and remember, the customer is always right!* Service with a smile.* Providing a quality product is its own reward.* You're a very good man.*
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-10-12 |
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2017-10-12 |
| Image Number: |
163643 |
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All right, you may tell me about your internet startup idea. It's revolutionary. You know how the only way to tell if you stink is to sniff your armpit? Continue … and you know how embarrassing it is when people you know catch you sniffing your own armpit? Continue ... and you know how apps like "Uber" let you summon total strangers to drive by and provide you a service? Stop right there.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-09-27 |
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2017-09-27 |
| Image Number: |
163105 |
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Boss, what do you mean you're "preparing for the widening of the gap between rich and poor"? Congress is about to force every poor person who wants to claim the earned income credit to endure an IRS audit first. The working poor can't afford lawyers, and they're too busy cobbling together a living from multiple jobs and gigs to do all the paperwork, so ... ipso facto ... I'm not exactly sure how, but I have faith that the money they'll be too scared to claim is going to end up in my pocket. He's devout very-bad-mannist.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-09-09 |
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2017-09-09 |
| Image Number: |
162353 |
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Forgive me. I have sinned. It's been four years since last I was here. Since then, I've been … doing something. I knew it was wrong, but it was so easy. And no one could possibly know, so … I did it. And I did it without regard to the lives I would ruin. You could always start buying stuff in stores again, instead of online. Couldn't I just tweet two hail Jobses instead. Computer Villa. Customer Service.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-08-24 |
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2017-08-24 |
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161809 |
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Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the first person I see ... and the armistice holds. You're welcome, America.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-08-10 |
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2017-08-10 |
| Image Number: |
161300 |
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I just read an article at Candorville.com that shows Americans are less likely than other people to travel to another country. Tap tap tap tap tap. Clearly they're talking about the younger generations. In my day, we were well-traveled. Many of us visited France, Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Italy, the Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, Germany, the Philippines, Japan, the Solomon Islands, Palau Islands, China, Korea, Formosa, Egypt, Vietnam, Lebanon, Cuba, Thailand, Cambodia ... I think the article means travel for non-military reasons. What's the difference?! Travel is travel!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-04-17 |
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2017-04-17 |
| Image Number: |
157024 |
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Hello, this is cable news. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. Our records show you didn't click on a single clip of the missiles our navy shot at Syria. I didn't what on the what now? We bought your complete web browsing history from your internet service provider. How could you resist watching all those beautiful instruments of death and destruction soar into the night sky. House of Java Cybercafe. Get out of my computer machine! What's with all your visits to old-biddies-doing-yoga-dot-com? ... Freak.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2016-10-17 |
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2016-10-17 |
| Image Number: |
149916 |
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Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? When I grow up, I want to be a star, so that I can grab women by the nethers. Well first of all, why are your parents letting you watch the presidential race. I should call child protective services. You're a loser. You're overrated. You're a total failure.
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