This cat is too wild. We'll have to put her down. Put her down?! You're a poor excuse for a cat! You're worthless!! It's not working. We'll have to use sarcasm.
Go Wildcats! Snark! The local high school is using cats as its mascot! That's so degrading! They don't know anything about our culture! They're just using our image to promote their ridiculous simulated tribal war rituals! Are you listening to me, Snark?! Don't you see what that means?! $