Well, Aunt Gertrude, you seem to be completely recovered. Yes. I'm feeling fine now, … sigh … Is your new hip bone really made of steel? … It sure is, Peaches … And it should last as long as the original did … Are you sure you're ok, Auntie? Yeah - You do seem a little blue - What's the matter? Yesterday, when I flew to San Diego and back, I though I'd set off the metal detector ... But no. Neither time?
Queen of the Universe
Only eight shopping days till Christmas! Oh my gosh! - Did he say eight? What about Aunt Gertrude? What should we get her? What about Uncle Clyde? Gotta budget it out so we can get something for everyone! Where's the calculator? In your hand. Where's the car? Find the keys! Make a list! I guess this is why those mall guards are always armed ...