Grampa, are you an expert on anything? Yes. In my opinion I am the worlds greatest expert on my opinion. Ahem. Correction. Second greatest expert on my opinion.
Gorgle! Glurple! Earl! Are you going to unplug the sink or not?! I've asked you three times already! Okay. Just a sec. That's what you said last time! I'm tired of waiting for secs! I spend half my time waiting for secs! I don't want to hear any more about secs! What on earth are you laughing about?