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21. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-13 sarcastic 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-13 Pub. Date: 2013-06-13
Image Number: 97912
Caption: Before spying on reporters' emails, did the Justice Department consider the devastating effects it could have? We did. We were worried the news may become nothing more than poorly sourced, superficial noise that nobody trusts or cares about. … Are being sarcastic? We worried newspapers would close their bureaus and fire their staffs, and TV news would become all partisan and opiniony.
     
22. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-06 sarcastic 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-06 Pub. Date: 2013-01-06
Image Number: 91624
Caption: My New Year resolution is to be a upstanding citizen. Thug 4 life. … To stop doin' wrong. To play by the rules. To help those who can't help theyselves. Thug 4 Life. … To be more sarcastic. Thug 4 Life. Thug 4 Life. If e'rebody made resolutions they could keep, ALL y'all would feel the bliss I feel right now. Thug 4 Life.
     
23. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-07 sarcastic 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-07 Pub. Date: 2012-11-07
Image Number: 89423
Caption: … Were surprised when the President stripped to his undershorts and shouted "Thank God that's over!" Click. Thug 4 Life. After the tornado carved out a path of destruction that looks like a middle finger, scientists believe Earth is not only alive, but very sarcastic. Click. Thug 4 Life. Walking toward the Mars Rover. It appears to be mankind's first image of a - Click. Thug 4 Life. This End Up. " ... Gilligaaaan, the Skipper toooo, the millionaire, and his wiiiiiiiiife ... " Thug 4 Life.
     
24. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-09-23 sarcastic 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-09-23 Pub. Date: 2012-09-23
Image Number: 87235
Caption: Y'know what I just love? Democrats. I also think Hollywood values are great for America. Y'know where I want to live? San Francisco. Y'know what I'm just dying to drive? An electric car. Y'know what I wish government would do? Take away my guns. I'm trying out sarcasm. It's my new thing. What do you think? It's annoying. Oh. Thanks for your opinion. It really means a lot to me.
     
25. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-11 sarcastic 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-11 Pub. Date: 2012-05-11
Image Number: 80535
Caption: Ever thought of getting a dog? Good idea. I've always wished I had a furry thing trying to steal my food. And you know what my brand new couch needs? Something that'll pee on it. You know what'd really make my day complete? Wandering the streets twice a day looking at a butt at the end of a rope.
     
26. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-18 sarcastic 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-18 Pub. Date: 2011-09-18
Image Number: 65251
Caption: Still talking to Sasha Mitchell? We've been Facebooking. In like one month she's become my best friend. I've never felt like this before. Like I can tell her anything … All my hopes and my deep dark secrets … And she doesn't judge me at all. That's great, Lemont! I'm glad you have someone who has no opinions about you. Someone ... Who never challenges you to be better. Tap tap tap tap tap. Bing! Sasha agrees with me that sarcasm is lazy. She's right. Enabling burns more calories.
     
27. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-05-02 sarcastic 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-05-02 Pub. Date: 2011-05-02
Image Number: 60507
Caption: "So glad you could join us, Mr. Brown" was a sarcastic reference to the fact that I sent you to retrieve your lawyer last night, and you never returned. Have you anything to say for yourself, Mr. Brown? Please don't tell anyone Mommy leaves me home alone while she works. The would take me away from her. I ... got lost, your honor. The court is not in the habit of awarding custody to the directionally challenged.
     
28. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-15 sarcastic 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-15 Pub. Date: 2010-11-15
Image Number: 54239
Caption: Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap… Twitter. Twitter.com/candorville. We're angry nothing's changed so we vote 4 those who've spent 2 years blocking change. Is America the only country that votes sarcastically?
     
29. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-06 sarcastic 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-06 Pub. Date: 2010-11-06
Image Number: 53695
Caption: He won't take out the trash. Not true. Dr. Noodle Couples' Counseling. Why, just the other day I took your mother to dinner. Heh heh … She doesn't get it. … and neither will you. Let's go another hour.
     
30. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-05-10 sarcastic 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-05-10 Pub. Date: 2009-05-10
Image Number: 32176
Caption: Erebody talking 'bout "Hunt down those Somalia pirates. Kill 'em! Show them who's boss!" Britain, France, the U.S. …all sending warships to shoot more pirates. You wanna end piracy? I'll tell you how to end piracy. Take those warships… …an' have 'em PROTECT Somalia fishermen from the Asian and European ships that've been stealing Somalia's seafood and dumping nuclear waste in Somalia's waters ever since Somalia's government fell in 1991. Then Somalians could get back to earning a living off their own resources and won't have to resort to piracy just to survive. That's how you stop piracy. Whaddaya think of that? I don't know. Whaddaya think of barbers who think they're on Oprah and won't stop talking long enough to cut somebody's hair? Barbers don't go for sarcasm.
     
31. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-02-27 sarcastic 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-02-27 Pub. Date: 2008-02-27
Image Number: 21976
Caption: You're what? I'm starting a letter-writing campaign to save "Journeyman." If I can get millions of people to write NBC and demand they renew "Journeyman"… …There'll be millions of people disappointed when they don't do it, instead of just me. I ever tell you I love your optimism? I expected your sarcasm.
     
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