Hello and welcome to the three block wrap-up. Today in playground news, two boys made complete fools of themselves … I Witness News. They were playing on a seesaw when their idea of a pretty girl walked by … One of them offered her his seat, causing a rapid descent for the other. The second one then claimed not to be hurt at all, and insisted that she take his seat ... While they were arguing over whose seat she should take, she learned how dangerously stupid they were, and was able to slip away to safety ... Yes, occasionally a journalist becomes part of the story she's reporting on ...
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Some traffic up ahead…I wonder what's causing it. Oh, I see. How typical…Rubberneckers…