This house smells like pee! Bunny, this is my friend Nina! Hi, Nina! How's that cold of yours, Bunny? Awful! I woke up so sick today â€¦! Get outta here, cat! Here's some bread. Wonder. This soup tastes like pee! This is good, Bunny! Thanks! I just threw in everything that was starting to go bad in the fridge. Gosh I'm full! Guess I shouldn't have eaten that heavy meal 5 minutes before I left! 3/4 full. I'm full too! That was good! Glad you liked it! Wanna hit? Is that the time? Gotta run!! Wait! We can give you a ride home!
Free! The Nina's Adventures Ninavision Amazing Tee-Vee Safety Specs! Instructions: 1. Cut out parts and tape together. 2. Put safety specs over eyes. 3. Responsible Viewing. Finally! A viewing device that eliminates virtually ALL* of the harmful effects of television! Now, you can watch TV in COMPLETE SAFETY! * For Best results, use with Nina Noise Reduction illustrated at right. (Ax in television).
And now, a special message from Nina: Would you *#!?@ drivers please stop driving like a bunch of !*?!@! brain-dead idiots?! Just narrowly escaped death (as usual). Useful facts: Those cute lil' helpless-looking cyclists can sue the pants off you if you so much as touch them with your car! Contrary to common belief, you do NOT "score points" for hitting them! Gosh! Fun products: My other car is a bicycle. My other bicycle is a car. My other bicycle is another bicycle. Stickers! Handlebar-mounted bazooka!