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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-20 |
Image Number: |
167382 |
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Sadie, I keep hearing all this talk about how the president might be literally insane. It's making me feel anxious. Sometimes I wonder if this is how the British felt when King George III went crazy and lost America. Or is it more like how the Romans felt when Caligula made his horse a senator? That reminds me: Did you get to ride Caligula's horse, or were you too old for that? Before I answer that, let me show you what the Romans did to losers in the old days ...
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
Viewable Date: |
2017-11-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-26 |
Image Number: |
165347 |
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You and your pictures of food.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Hilary Price |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rhymes with Orange |
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2017-04-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-09 |
Image Number: |
156034 |
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Halftime at the Colosseum. Next time I want to do the toga launcher.
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
Viewable Date: |
2016-10-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-16 |
Image Number: |
149175 |
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This convenience store is nothing but a den of indecency!! It is? I saw you ogling that filth in front of this little boy! Shame on you!! What? The cigarettes? Don't look! Actually, I was looking at the donuts. Donuts?! You wanna know what brought Rome to its knees? Chocolate Frosted Crullers. Why do you think she's here? Twenty bucks on Powerball! Here are the numbers! I only buy these to help our poor, underprivileged schools. Of course. Thank you.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2016-09-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-19 |
Image Number: |
148751 |
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I dont care what your life coach told you. You don't get to choose your battles. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
Viewable Date: |
2016-08-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-28 |
Image Number: |
146881 |
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I'm tired of working, Randy. One of my ancestors put it best. It was the early days of the Roman republic. Randius Taylorus Maximus was a soldier in the Roman phalanx. That bored him to death. All the clumsy formations, all the cumbersome gear, all the losing ... so he deserted and joined up with the Spartans. That's where he stopped "working" for a living, and got to do what he loved. He got to oil up and go into battle half-naked, with nothing but his shield, his sword and his loincloth. Years later, he adventured across the world on the back of Tito, the last living woolly mammoth. That's when he met Buddha, who took credit for Randius' motto: "Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life." I just meant I felt like taking a nap. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
Viewable Date: |
2016-07-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-30 |
Image Number: |
146487 |
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On today's Ask Sadie Show with Sadie Cohen, we discuss one topic: The month of August. Everyone knows the month of August is named after Roman Emperor Augustus Caesar. What many don't realize, though, is Augustus was only a figurehead. The true power behind the throne was wielded by his mistress, Sadius Cohenus XVII. This explains why the month is so oppressive and unbearable. Shhh ... she might hear you. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2016-07-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-18 |
Image Number: |
145940 |
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Athens. Cairo. Babylon. Machu Picchu. Beijing. Palmyra. Rome. Constantinople. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2016-03-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-03 |
Image Number: |
139851 |
Caption: |
Decline. Fall. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
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2015-08-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-08-23 |
Image Number: |
130678 |
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Augustus. Claudius. Aurelius. Tinitus. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
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2015-08-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-08-01 |
Image Number: |
129955 |
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Morale is very low among the troops, Caesar, not that we've realized that when we run, our underwear shows. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
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2015-07-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-07-01 |
Image Number: |
128666 |
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Whew! We've done an awful lot for one day. Whadya say we knock off and finish the sign tomorrow? Welcome to R … Rome wasn't built in a day. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
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2015-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-03-22 |
Image Number: |
123764 |
Caption: |
I hate the pledge drive. Call. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2015-02-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-02-15 |
Image Number: |
122934 |
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I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2014-11-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-11-17 |
Image Number: |
119490 |
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Psychology Dept. What should I call my paper on the increase in aggressive impulses during spring? "Beward the ids of March"! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
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2014-09-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-09-03 |
Image Number: |
115653 |
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It's high school, Jeremy, not the Battle of Carthage! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Hilary Price |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rhymes with Orange |
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2014-05-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-05-19 |
Image Number: |
111297 |
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ROME'S FALL. Where's the Febrezius Maximus?! Et toot, Brutus? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
Viewable Date: |
2014-03-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-03-14 |
Image Number: |
108211 |
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We're not winning many battles, Caesar. If we move too quickly, our underwear shows. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Hilary Price |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rhymes with Orange |
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2013-11-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-11-20 |
Image Number: |
103848 |
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ROME. Caesar Augustus. Tiberius Claudius. And who's this? Gluteus Maximus. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Hilary Price |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rhymes with Orange |
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2013-10-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-10-17 |
Image Number: |
102562 |
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MATHEMATICUS POST TRAUMATICUS. (Division problem written with Roman numerals.) Rome's fall was hastened by long division. |
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