C-Dogg's Attitude Adjustment Clinic. Doctor Dogg. The other day I was driving behind a slow, elderly woman. Instead of just passing her, I stayed behind her honking and cussing. I feel big behind the wheel like I own the road. YOU PUNK-@#*, WHA'S YO' PROBLEM, FOOL?! YOU AIN'T @#&$, SON! YOU AIN'T NUTHIN! YOU TINY, PUNK! TINY! Wow. Thanks, Doctor. I don't feel big anymore. Schedule your followup with Nurse Lysol.
Have you got road rage? Do you yell at other bruthas even when it's yo' own #$% fault? Do you get mad at people you mug when it turns out they ain't got no money? Do you blame them fuh wastin' yo' time? Come in to C-Dogg's Attitude Adjustment Clinic. We'll set yo' punk-@%$ straight. CLYYYYDE! Located in that alley over that way. We accept Blue Cross.