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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-20 reproduction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-20 Pub. Date: 2015-03-20
Image Number: 124248
Caption: Where do babieth come fwom? Well, it's simple, son. You've heard of men? Uh huh. And women? Uh huh. Well, when men and women have relations, each of them contributes 23 chromosomes that combine to form a diploid cell that becomes a blastocyst, which undergoes a multi-phase gestation until it's ready to leave the womb. Babies come from the hospital. Oh.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-27 reproduction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-27 Pub. Date: 2015-02-27
Image Number: 123400
Caption: If mankind is all alone in the universe, then it's even more important to get out into space. Don’t you see, Susan … If that were true, then all those stars and all those planets give out species a purpose. It's out purpose to populate the universe. It's my theory that most guy philosophies sound like pickup lines. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-25).
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-30 reproduction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-30 Pub. Date: 2014-11-30
Image Number: 118798
Caption: Sometimes I wish my mom and all my ancestors had decided to have kids much later in life. What? Why? A few years ago, I read that a Harvard research team discovered a way to reverse the aging process in mice. That could lead to a cure for aging - a cure for death itself - just a few decades from now. If just my last ten generations of ancestors had waited till their forties to have kids, I wouldn't have been born till the year 2080, or so. If they'd each just kept it zipped for two measly decades, it's possible I'd get to be immortal. My own ancestors have condemned me to death. How thoughtless of them. Oh no ... I already have a son ... I've perpetuated the cycle of violence.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-29 reproduction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-29 Pub. Date: 2013-05-29
Image Number: 97401
Caption: The guys watch "The Maury Show." Maury, I can't possibly be the daddy. We was only together that one time. An' it was the first time for both of us. E'rebody know you cant make a baby if it your first time. What that tell you, Maury? What that tell you? ... That they need better sex ed classes. Thug 4 Life.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-06 reproduction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-06 Pub. Date: 2013-03-06
Image Number: 94132
Caption: You don’t want kids? Why do you have to sound so shocked? You sound just like my mother, my sisters, the nuns at St. Mary's School for Girls … … My coworkers, the therapist, the stranger on the subway, Plato … Maybe you just haven't given it enough thought. Society needs to get out of my ovaries.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-04-03 reproduction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-04-03 Pub. Date: 2010-04-03
Image Number: 45684
Caption: I love online dating. TAKE THAT, DARWIN! Huh? Darwinism's all about disparate creatures hanky-pankying and mixing random genetic traits to produce "evolve" offspring … But Date - a - Chick.com takes the randomness out of reproduction. I can order someone exactly like me! The internet killed Darwin.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-03-12 reproduction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-03-12 Pub. Date: 2009-03-12
Image Number: 30804
Caption: The vampire Roxanne mesmerized the vampire hunter Artemis, made him her minion. She kept him young for centuries, so he could protect her from other vampires while she… forced scientists to find a way for her to conceive a baby. She controlled surgeons aboard slave ships... Crazy doctor's in Bavaria... It's aliiiive! George Washington Carver... George... She had a thing for peanuts. Naturally.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-01-05 reproduction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-01-05 Pub. Date: 2006-01-05
Image Number: 12663
Caption: 2002. In other news, republicans are allowing pharmacists in conservative states to refuse to provide birth-control pills or morning-after pills to women. 2020. And in other news, a relative increase in the voting-age population in conservative states will give republicans an edge in the upcoming elections.
     
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