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161. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-05 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-05 Pub. Date: 2016-01-05
Image Number: 137445
Caption: Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I'm tired of holding my girlfriend's purse while she's shopping. How do I get out of doing that? Simple. Lose her purse. But wouldn't she be mad at me? I'd be in the dog house! "Dog house" is just the codependent man's way of saying "man cave."
     
162. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-28 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-28 Pub. Date: 2015-12-28
Image Number: 137198
Caption: My mom said I can't come here anymore. What? Why not, Billy? She said she sends me here to get hot chocolate, not to get bad relationship advice. What "bad" advice? All my advice is solid gold. You told me to call the IRS with an anonymous tip about Andrea Wheaton's father avoiding taxes, so next time he tells her I'm a bad influence he'll look like a hypocrite. That didn't work?
     
163. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-10 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-10 Pub. Date: 2015-12-10
Image Number: 136282
Caption: Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident Octogenarian asked reader for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disapprove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. Kathryn from Ontario. Freak! The fact that you apparently went half your life without having done that disgusts me. You should be ashamed of yourself.
     
164. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-01 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-01 Pub. Date: 2015-12-01
Image Number: 135993
Caption: Darlene! Wanna have lunch sometime? I'm having lunch now. I meant with me. Rudy … I find your boldness both unexpected and disturbing, as if you've suddenly become a different person. What time should I pick you up? Never o'clock.
     
165. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-29 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-29 Pub. Date: 2015-11-29
Image Number: 135088
Caption: Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to confuse spearmint with peppermint? I must be the biggest jerk in the world. You said it. I didn't ... dear. Give us a drink that says "You're just like your meddling mother." Give us a drink that says "My mother was right about you." Leave! Both of you!
     
166. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-26 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-26 Pub. Date: 2015-11-26
Image Number: 135702
Caption: What's the best way to break up with someone without hurting their feelings, Uncle Mort? Turn every comment political. For instance, if she says "want to cuddle?" you say … "I guess so. It's better than turning up the thermostat and contributing to the burning of fossil fuels." In my experience, they'll be too busy leaving to have hurt feelings. Let me write this down ...
     
167. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-25 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-25 Pub. Date: 2015-11-25
Image Number: 135701
Caption: What's the best way to break up with someone without hurting their feelings? Why would you want to do that? The whole point of breaking up with someone is to punish them for their shenanigans, their shortcomings, and their carnal incompetence! Why deny yourself satisfaction?! Every time you bring a tear to the eye of a loser, an angel get her wings.
     
168. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-24 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-24 Pub. Date: 2015-11-24
Image Number: 135700
Caption: Boss, what's the best way to break up with someone without hurting her feelings? Hush money. What? Offer the dumpee a cashier's check for $5,000 on the condition she refrains from having hurt feelings. If she just can't do that, then you should be compassionate and offer her a $1,000 check as long as she agrees not to burden you with her hurt feelings. Very bad man. Compassion is an essential component of any severance package.
     
169. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-23 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-23 Pub. Date: 2015-11-23
Image Number: 135699
Caption: What's the best way to break up with someone without hurting her feelings? Can't be done. What about "I think we've grown apart"? She'll be hurt you let that happen. What about "I love you, but I'm not IN love with you anymore? She'll be hurt you didn't tell her when there was still time to fix that. Are you saying there's absolutely no way to do it? There is one way, little buddy ... but it requires a crooked doctor who'll diagnose you with amnesia. I know a guy.
     
170. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-04 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-04 Pub. Date: 2015-11-04
Image Number: 134799
Caption: Can I ask you something man-to-man? Shoot. Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa? What order would best simulate sincerity? Very bad man.
     
171. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-19 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-19 Pub. Date: 2015-10-19
Image Number: 134160
Caption: This girl I knew from college has been texting me. I'm starting to wonder whether she's flirting. There's an easy way to tell, little buddy: What was the ratio of hot vs. cold words? "Hot words"? Hot. Sweaty. Tingly. Quiver. Melting. Breathe. Heart. Squeezed. Steamy. Crave. Soft. Sparkle. Sensuous. Tremor. If at least two-fifths of the words someone texts you are hot, you're in definite flirt-territory. I don't recognize any of those words.
     
172. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-13 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-13 Pub. Date: 2015-10-13
Image Number: 133871
Caption: What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? I've been talking to … um … "Tina" for three whole weeks … Do you think it's too early to try and get her to move out here near me? Excellent question. The answer is, we're all barreling full-steam toward death and incontinence. So seize the moment!!! That's both depressing and uplifting at the same time.
     
173. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-12 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-12 Pub. Date: 2015-10-12
Image Number: 133870
Caption: I'm not sure the advice you gave me about Andrea Wheaton is working, Mr. Armstrong. Details. I asked her to form a romantic partnership, just like you said, where she'd be a 50% sharehoarder. ShareHOLDer. She didn't bite? She threw the prospectus in the trash. If a girl throws your prospectus in the trash, she's not the girl for you.
     
174. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-09 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-09 Pub. Date: 2015-10-09
Image Number: 133538
Caption: Welcome to Ask Sadie. You're on, Vancouver. What's your problem? I met this really cool guy who makes my toes go numb … but I'd already been talking to another guy. The thing is, I want them both. Is that selfish? Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I went to the Sizzler salad bar. I wanted both the ranch dressing and the vinaigrette. So what I did was, I poured both of them all over my lettuce at the same time. Metaphor. No, just two. Wait ... what?
     
175. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-08 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-08 Pub. Date: 2015-10-08
Image Number: 133537
Caption: You've reached Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you? I met this really awesome lady. I think about her daily. And I know she's thinking about me. But she told me she's also thinking about some other guy. What's the best way to not mind her thinking about him, while still enjoying the thought that she's thinking about me? You'll be fine if you think to yourself the other guy is nothing but a fleeting thought she's thinking of. You think?
     
176. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-24 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-24 Pub. Date: 2015-09-24
Image Number: 132891
Caption: What was dating like in your day, Mort? Very, very confusing. Women only talked about things they thought I was interested in. They never showed affection publicly because they thought it would embarrass me. For some reason, they made a point of never telling me any stories in which they had fun with other people. I always knew less about a lady at the end of a date than I did at the beginning. I don't get it. The you'd have fit right in.
     
177. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-23 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-23 Pub. Date: 2015-09-23
Image Number: 132890
Caption: Boss, I think I found the perfect woman for you. She's quick-witted and beautiful! She's waiting to meet you. Are you insane? What kind of amateurish operation do you think we're running here? A candidate for any position I offer has to go through three rounds of interviews. If the candidate impresses my underlings, then the candidate gets to have an audience with me. The 1% date differently than the rest of us. What's her FICO score?
     
178. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-22 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-22 Pub. Date: 2015-09-22
Image Number: 132889
Caption: Rudy, I think you're ready for more responsibilities. You mean you want me to handle our suppliers? You want me to go to Colombia and oversee the coffee bean supply chain? You want to give me an expense account? I want you to scope out our patrons and alert me if any of them seem to be good fits for me romantically. But don't let them know you're running credit and background checks on them. It could ruin the mood. Very bad man.
     
179. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-21 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-21 Pub. Date: 2015-09-21
Image Number: 132888
Caption: How do I find true love, Randy? You really want my advice? Of course. I'm not getting any younger. My business empire is performing beyond expectations … so I figure now would be a good time to expand my portfolio and acquire a love interest. I don’t think you're ready for my advice on that. I expect at least a 120% return on my affection.
     
180. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-15 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-15 Pub. Date: 2015-09-15
Image Number: 132591
Caption: Armstrong fired me. I kind of wish I knew why. Who cares why? A real alpha doesn't let himself get fired, little buddy. What you should've done was fire your boss before he had a chance to fire you. That way, thoughts of everything he'd lose would flood his brain and there's a 48.7% chance he'd actually beg you to stay. Isn't that the same number from your book "From Dump-ee to Beg-ee"? Work, romance ... it doesn't matter. All the relationships are the same.
     
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