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81. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-12 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-12 Pub. Date: 2018-08-12
Image Number: 173278
Caption: Triple hot chocolate, quadruple helping of whipped cream. Whoa, everything okay? Woman trouble, barkeep. She betrayed me. The worst kind. Lay it on me. We've been together two years. We were about to get a house and move in together and she came clean. She ... I can't even say it. Cheating? No. I'm talking complete betrayal. She was already married? She had a secret family? She'd been with John Edwards? You're not listening. This was sheer craziness. All these years ... What? Tell me. She'd been lying about her credit score!!! I knew there was something wrong when she looked away when we talked about FICA. The house was a pipe dream. But she's not your last credit score.
     
82. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-11 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-11 Pub. Date: 2018-08-11
Image Number: 173399
Caption: Thirty-two. Pardon? The number of babes I've necked with this summer. Thirty-two. Twenty-nine if you count sisters only once 'cause they're in the same family. You hate me. I hate you!!!
     
83. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-04 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-04 Pub. Date: 2018-08-04
Image Number: 173262
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)
     
84. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-27 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-27 Pub. Date: 2018-07-27
Image Number: 173112
Caption: This Facebook thing is @#$% nuts! In my day, people kept their lives private. You didn't share you personal tastes, age, buying habits and relationship status. Which is? Huh? What is your relationship statue, pookums? Not my point. Change of subject. Too late. Can't you at least share our status with me?
     
85. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-03 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-03 Pub. Date: 2018-07-03
Image Number: 172753
Caption: You like Arizona's immigration law because it'll reduce the number of handsome Mexican men competing for women? Correct. Well it'll also reduce the number of hot Latina women!! Can't believe I'm reduced to this. It's always helpful to talk to someone who's so informed about the issues.
     
86. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-07-02 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-07-02 Pub. Date: 2018-07-02
Image Number: 172752
Caption: Can we take your van to Arizona to protest the immigration law? Conflicted. You support this despicable law? It's like this: More immigrants means more competition for chicks. Latin men are handsome so if we create a mean and hostile place for immigrants and drive them away, my odds get better. DOUBLY despicable!! Immigration policy is tricky stuff.
     
87. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-06-24 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-06-24 Pub. Date: 2018-06-24
Image Number: 172094
Caption: A word, filthbag. What'd I do? Confess and I'll make it easy on you! Honestly, snookums, I've no idea what you're talking about. I ate the last lemon cookie! That's it? Yeah. I'm sorry. Wait, what'd you mean: that's it? You don’t have something in mind? My ambiguous accusatory voice and glower usually turns up more than that. I'll ramp it up tomorrow, love bug. Okay, snookums. Judge ye not what works for others.
     
88. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-22 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-22 Pub. Date: 2018-05-22
Image Number: 171807
Caption: Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? I'm in love with another man's wife, and he found out. We're all supposed to go to the same party next week. But now that he knows … should I still go? Of course. Never run away. But what if he confronts me in front of everyone? I'd be so embarrasses. Just keep repeating Randy's seven golden man-words" I don't know what you're talking about.
     
89. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-20 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-20 Pub. Date: 2018-05-20
Image Number: 171156
Caption: I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not noticing she had to have been at least 23 years old.
     
90. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-06 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-06 Pub. Date: 2018-05-06
Image Number: 170676
Caption: One peppermint shake, two straws. Oh no. We're back together again. In fact, make that just one straw. We'll share it. I don't want anything to separate us ever again. Two. What are you trying to do, sugar-puss, give me the mouth-herpes you caught form that Sheila? I told you, daffodil-bottom, that wasn't mouth-herpes, it was just a sore where I'd accidentally bitten my lip. And I would never have even been with Sheila if you hadn't just ditched me for that hobo. Biff Manly is a sailor who lives in a houseboat. He's not a hobo ... dear. Do you have any drinks that taste like the high seas? Leave me out of this! I see you've got a drink called The Sheila. We'll. Have. That.
     
91. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-17 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-17 Pub. Date: 2018-04-17
Image Number: 170593
Caption: Can I ask you something man-to-man? Shoot. Let's say person A developed a crush on person B, who happens to be less productive. Let's say person A then conducted a study that concluded there's a 78.9% chance that such a crush leads to dating, then to cohabitation, and finally to person B becoming a a drain on person A's resources. Hypothetically, what's the best way to get person B to compensate person A for the time I ... he ... spent conducting the study? Very bad man.
     
92. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-14 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-14 Pub. Date: 2018-04-14
Image Number: 170361
Caption: Long time no see, Darlene. That was by design. I've booked you under mad, passionate midlife crisis fling with a guy my family and friends would disapprove of. That's scheduled for March 2019 - February 2020. But if you say anything dumb between now and then that renders you unattractive, I'll have to replace you. It'd be tough to vet a sub at this late a date. I don't know the meaning of the word dumb ... tough, but not impossible.
     
93. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-04-02 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-04-02 Pub. Date: 2018-04-02
Image Number: 170204
Caption: Today's lesson for the lustful man is called Do As the Ladies Do. Part One: The Look. If you spot someone who's super-hot, don't stare. Look away and watch her using your peripheral vision only. You'll find peripheral vision exercises on page 47 of my new book: How to survive and thrive in the #Metoo era. It's the latest in my best-selling Randy's MANuals series. Available in bookstores and mancaves near you.
     
94. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-03-12 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-03-12 Pub. Date: 2018-03-12
Image Number: 169405
Caption: Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.
     
95. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-02-27 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-02-27 Pub. Date: 2018-02-27
Image Number: 168934
Caption: Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I'm tired of holding my girlfriend's purse while she's shopping. How do I get out of doing that? Simple. Lose her purse. But wouldn't she be mad at me? I'd be in the dog house! Dog house is just the codependent man's way of saying man cave.
     
96. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-02-06 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-02-06 Pub. Date: 2018-02-06
Image Number: 168187
Caption: I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy. Which part do you miss most? Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what tv shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission? Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors.
     
97. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-26 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-26 Pub. Date: 2018-01-26
Image Number: 167660
Caption: You wanted to see me again, boss? Yes. I realized you never gave me my Christmas bonus. What're you talking about? You're the boss. You give me a bonus, I don't give you a bonus. Exactly. The key word in employer-employee relationship is relationship. One-sided relationships never work, Rudy. I've calculated the amount you would have paid me if you hadn't been taking me for granted for 16 years. Very bad man.
     
98. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-09 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-09 Pub. Date: 2018-01-09
Image Number: 167105
Caption: What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? I've been talking to … um … Tina for three whole weeks … Do you think it's too early to try and get her to move out her near me? Excellent question. The answer is, we're all barreling full-steam toward death and incontinence. So seize the moment!!! that's both depressing and uplifting at the same time.
     
99. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-08 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-08 Pub. Date: 2018-01-08
Image Number: 167104
Caption: I'm not sure the advice you gave me about Andrea Wheaton is working, Mr. Armstrong. Details. I asked her to form a romantic partnership, just like you said, where she'd be a 50% sharehoarder. Shareholder. She didn't bite? She threw the prospectus in the trash. If a girl throws your prospectus in the trash, she's not the girl for you.
     
100. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-12-24 relationship 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-12-24 Pub. Date: 2017-12-24
Image Number: 165879
Caption: We'll have the Christmas feast for one. She means for two. He'll have a small bowl of cold oatmeal. No I won't! I'll have that Christmas feast! The turkey … the stuffing, the yams, the pumpkin pie a la mode with whipped cream, the extra-thick, brandy-infused eggnogg, the cranberry sauce, the succulent ham ... the reindeer jerky, the frosted sugar cookies with butter flakes, and the noose-shaped chocolate cupcakes with cheese filling. He'll have half a saltine cracker. You know what the doctors said, dear. They said your suffering is good for my blood pressure. I'll take my feast to go! Good move.
     
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