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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-26 |
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2019-05-26 |
| Image Number: |
177894 |
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Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man, you're a professional influencer on social media now! Yep. I started out as a simple booger, updating daily about my thoughts and activities. Then I noticed I was getting more licks. One day I posted a mean and it went spiral! Now I a brand ambassador, generating more and more depressions every day! Good to hear you realize that, M-Man. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-27 |
| Image Number: |
176139 |
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Being vertically challenged, I never realized my dream of becoming a pro basketball player. But on a trip to work, it was just like I was a hoops star! I spilled some coffee when walking. I dribble whenever my feet are in motion. I took a selfie when I stopped at the ATM - it was a nice bank shot. Then as I neared the office, I came down the lane - and made an impressive display of driving and dunking. I should be getting a big shoe sponsorship contract any day now! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-04 |
| Image Number: |
159447 |
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Time to try this new and improved virtual vacation. Virtual Goggles. It appears your luggage has been misdirected to Houston. Fun Park. Wait time from this point 90 Min. Rain is forecast for the next three days. Your return flight is oversold. We might be able to get you out next Tuesday. Check in. Airlines. I should have realized what was coming when they said this virtual experience had been made "more realistic" than ever! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-23 |
| Image Number: |
157252 |
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Space Tours. Ernie, in this interview promoting your space tours, you didn't acknowledge the first test rocket was vaporized in a huge launch pad explosion. I said "The first test yielded spectacular results!" There's nothing about your lack of a system to provide oxygen for the travelers. I informed people "the experience will leave you breathless!" Lots of your technology is straight out of the 19th century! I said "Come be a pioneer!" It seems most of your company's effort went into this contract that protects you from the fiery anger of customers when they realize they've been conned. And that's why I said "We've crafted an impenetrable heat shield!" |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-07-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-24 |
| Image Number: |
146138 |
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Potential Realization Institute. Some superheroes are here working on their life issues. The Hulk is here to work on anger management, of course. The Flash needs to slow down and relax a bit, so he's learning meditation. And Aquaman is getting therapy for an addiction to high-risk situations. He's always getting in over his head! All this might help regular people realize it's okay to ask for a helping hand with problems ... when they see that even superheroes need a little help now and then. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-05-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-05-23 |
| Image Number: |
144167 |
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Lapdog realizing he's lost his job to a tablet. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-04-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-04-29 |
| Image Number: |
126030 |
| Caption: |
You realize this will never work out. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-17 |
| Image Number: |
121602 |
| Caption: |
And then I realized the highway of life is a speed trap. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-09 |
| Image Number: |
121230 |
| Caption: |
An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-09-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-09-12 |
| Image Number: |
65528 |
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I didn't realize a dose of reality had so many adverse side effects! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-06-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-06-17 |
| Image Number: |
62026 |
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Books. New Releases. If you read enough whodunits, you realize they recycle the same plots over and over. Mystery repeats itself! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2010-04-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-04-17 |
| Image Number: |
46538 |
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She's hoping he'll turn into a prince. When she's older, she'll realize you can't change a man. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2009-01-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-01-25 |
| Image Number: |
29746 |
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Ernie, your girlfriend, Ernestine, is complaining to me that you criticize everything she says. That just shows what a good listener I am! And you constantly tell here what a poor dresser she is. That shows how comfortable I am sharing my feelings. You spend six nights a week out with the guys. I'm in tune with giving her lots of space. And she says you show no sign of changing. Just shows how stable I am! Ernie, do you realize your relationship has a serious problem? I sure do! Ernestine doesn't appreciate me! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-10-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-10-07 |
| Image Number: |
27063 |
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Until we invented counting, I didn't realize how poor we are. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-02-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-02-06 |
| Image Number: |
21728 |
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Until we learned to walk upright, I didn't realize you had such a big pot belly! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2007-06-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-06-17 |
| Image Number: |
17651 |
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Cookies. Ernie, I just ate an entire bag of cookies without even realizing it?! Maybe they contained those "trance fats" I've been hearing about! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2007-06-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-06-07 |
| Image Number: |
17498 |
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Do you realize the light from that star left over a hundred thousand years ago and it only just got here? That's nothing --- Have you ever phoned out for pizza? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2006-08-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-08-28 |
| Image Number: |
14530 |
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News. Daily $.50. I just realized all comic characters are two-dimensional. Yep -- We're just plane folks. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2005-08-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-08-11 |
| Image Number: |
11219 |
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I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2004-10-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-10-27 |
| Image Number: |
8672 |
| Caption: |
Bread-Co Inc. When she was buttering me up, I should have realized she was going to put the bite on me. |
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