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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2019-11-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-01-16 |
Image Number: |
21191 |
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What a nut job. I should warn you: I can read thought balloons. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2019-05-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-11-27 |
Image Number: |
19722 |
Caption: |
The Psychic Diner Returns! Table for one? I knew you were going to say that. Menu. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2019-05-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-11-26 |
Image Number: |
19721 |
Caption: |
The Psychic Diner! Waiter, your wife is having an affair with the cable guy. Menu. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-10-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-05-08 |
Image Number: |
17181 |
Caption: |
Shouldn't you need reading glasses at your age, Al? Fortunately, as a younger man I was smart enough to avoid certain eye-straining activities that lead to the need for reading glasses. Like what? Like reading. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-08-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2006-12-06 |
Image Number: |
16782 |
Caption: |
Would you care to read the specials on the wall? No, thanks… would you care to read the specials on the wall of my living room? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-07-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-03-29 |
Image Number: |
16513 |
Caption: |
Was I moving my lips when the dummy was talking, Axel? The only time you move them more is when you read silently. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-06-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-02-27 |
Image Number: |
16219 |
Caption: |
The Psychic Pickup-Artist Meets His Match… Come here often? Drop dead. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-27 |
Image Number: |
169727 |
Caption: |
In order to further bond with you, Julius, I learned how to read lips by watching an instructional video on Youtube. Now that I know what you're saying, my heartfelt response is, Same to you, buddy!
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-17 |
Image Number: |
169180 |
Caption: |
Too bad you don't read lips. Actually, maybe it's for the best. He doesn’t look too thrilled to be in there.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-16 |
Image Number: |
169179 |
Caption: |
I read a great quote by Sophia Loren: Hearing children laugh is like listening in on heaven. I realize that's supposed to make me think about fatherhood, but it just makes me think about Sophia Loren.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-25 |
Image Number: |
167435 |
Caption: |
I googled myself today. I read a lot of bad things about myself. But the good news, if it can be called that, is that none of it matter, because I'm fictional.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2017-11-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-09 |
Image Number: |
164478 |
Caption: |
My seduction skills have been honed over a period of decades. The best hope a woman has for resisting my smooth talks is to read through the "Fusco Brothers" archives on Gocomics to get an idea of what she's up against. However, since the archives only go back to 1998, and the strip began in 1989, she should augment her research by reading "1,001 Surefire Sweet Nothing," by Warren Beatty. ???
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2017-08-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-03 |
Image Number: |
160569 |
Caption: |
People don't get to read a lot of girl talk in this comic strip, so let's really let down our hair! I have to be careful when I let down my hair. The last time I unleashed it in a restaurant it blinded the waiter in one eye. Menu.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2017-07-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-07 |
Image Number: |
159514 |
Caption: |
I read tea leaves. What a coincidence. I write them!
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2017-03-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-09 |
Image Number: |
154608 |
Caption: |
You should read a book once in a while, Al. Where do you think you'll end up by spending all your time on the internet? The White House?
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2016-10-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-24 |
Image Number: |
147985 |
Caption: |
The fly in my soup is orange, and he says he's running for president. He's wearing a cap that reads, "make soup great again." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2016-09-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-13 |
Image Number: |
146206 |
Caption: |
Uh … in tiny print at the bottom of the menu it read, "Please be aware that E. Coli is always a possibility." Menu. The owner of the restaurant is also an attorney. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2016-09-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-12 |
Image Number: |
146205 |
Caption: |
Your house is so dark, it's hard to read your body language. Try Braille. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2016-07-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-30 |
Image Number: |
144633 |
Caption: |
You didn't mention that dogs don't like you. You didn't mention that your dog can read men's minds. Grrr. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2016-07-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-14 |
Image Number: |
143993 |
Caption: |
I wonder what Julius is thinking. Probably "read my lips." |
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