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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-10-10 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-10-10 Pub. Date: 2019-10-10
Image Number: 179807
Caption: Lately I've been thinking about quitting the agency and starting a Folklorico dance group. Say what? Remember how much I loved being in Ensables Ballet Folklorico back in college? Yeah. I was really good at it, too. And I don't think I've ever felt as happy as I did on stage. Maybe this is just your midlife crisis talking. Mumblety - three is NOT midlife anymore!!! If you say so.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-10 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-10 Pub. Date: 2019-08-10
Image Number: 178911
Caption: R. Kelly's crisis manager said he wouldn't leave his teenage daughter alone with him, an' then quit. Wait a second … a big PR agency just quit representing one of the private border camps where migrants are being mistreated. Could it be the country's actually growing a conflux? ... I mean, a concave? ... I mean, a conglomerate? The word conscience ain't been used much lately. it'll come to me!!!
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-07 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-07 Pub. Date: 2018-04-07
Image Number: 170153
Caption: You know a good way to tell your friend his breath remind you of barnyard animals? My breath is just fine, Clyde. You sound defensive, bruh. Of course, I do. You said something about me that isn't true, so I'm defending myself. That's what's wrong with America: Every time an innocent person defends himself, people say that's proof he's guilty. There you go again with your defense-tivity. Your breath must be worse than I though. I'm going to quit while I'm behind.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-03 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-03 Pub. Date: 2017-06-03
Image Number: 158605
Caption: Heavenly father, should I preside over a gay wedding even if it means half my congregation will quit in protest? Should I lead my flock to the right side of history … Reverend of the Year 2000 … even if the sheep that put the most in the collection plate feel cozy on the wrong side? Give me a sign, heavenly father ... So you're saying I should ponder on this a few more years.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-08 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-08 Pub. Date: 2017-04-08
Image Number: 156470
Caption: It's been two years. I still can't believe Jon Stewart quit "The Daily Show." Why not? Ain't you never quit no job? Yes … wait, no. Wait, that's a double negative. Maybe even a triple. I don’t know how to answer that. You open your mouth an let wind come out. For an intelligent dude there an awful lot you ain't be knowin'.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-05 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-05 Pub. Date: 2016-03-05
Image Number: 139629
Caption: You know a good way to tell your friend his breath remind you of barnyard animals? My breath is just fine, Clyde. You sound defensive, bruh. Of course I do. You said something about me that isn't true, so I'm defending myself. That's what's wrong with America: Every time an innocent person defends himself, people say that's proof he's guilty. There you go again with your defense-tivity. Your breath must be worse that I thought. I'm going to quit while I'm behind.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-17 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-17 Pub. Date: 2015-04-17
Image Number: 125566
Caption: Heavenly Father, should I preside over a gay wedding even if it means half my congregation will quit in protest? Should I lead my flock to the right side of history … Reverend of the Year 2000 … Even if the sheep that put the most in the collection plate feel cozy on the wrong side? Give me a sign, Heavenly Father ... So you're saying I should ponder on this a few more years.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-16 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-16 Pub. Date: 2015-02-16
Image Number: 123051
Caption: I still can't believe Jon Stewart is quitting "The Daily Show." Why not? Ain't you never quit no job? Yes. … Wait, no. Wait, that's a double negative. Maybe even a triple. I don't know how to answer that. You open your mouth an let wind come out. For an intelligent dude there an awful lot you ain't be knowin'.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-31 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-31 Pub. Date: 2014-08-31
Image Number: 115090
Caption: I called my ex-wife and told her I forgive her for leaving me for Guillermo Cabonabong. Wow. After five years? Something told me it was time to forgive. Well, I told you back then, holding onto resentment is only going to hurt you. I'm glad my advice finally sunk in. It's not that, doc. Yesterday, Facebook suggested I add Guillermo Cabonabong as a friend. I quit. When even Facebook says it's time to move on, it's time to move on.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-06-23 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-06-23 Pub. Date: 2014-06-23
Image Number: 112911
Caption: Ever since Newton, we've averaged one school shooting per week. So? Do you know how many kids perish in other ways every week? You don’t see liberals talking about banning cars, light sockets, household cleaners, medicines, fire, swimming pools or flossing. Flossing? Some kids just don't know when to quit.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-01 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-01 Pub. Date: 2014-05-01
Image Number: 110712
Caption: The other night, Jimmy Fallon joked that if Chelsea Clinton's baby is a boy, he'll get some of Hillary's hand-me-downs. Heh. That laugh you think you heard just now was, of course, nervous laughter in response to something that made me very uncomfortable. Or maybe it was gas. There really is no way to tell. Quit while you're behind.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-27 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-27 Pub. Date: 2013-11-27
Image Number: 104372
Caption: Dick? I want you to schedule a meeting with McMahon, Tate, Stephens and Evans. What do you mean "am I sure I want to do that"? Quit second-guessing me all the time. I don’t need my assistant to always second-guess me. No, I sure the correct phrase is "second" guessing. Dn't you mn "term"?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-27 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-27 Pub. Date: 2012-06-27
Image Number: 82890
Caption: Heavenly Father, when I spoke out in favor of equal marriage rights for gays, half my congregation quit. If I don't change my mind, they won't come back. Reverend of the Year. 2000. If you think I should stay true to myself even if it means losing everything, give me some sign, heavenly Father ... So what you're saying is, it's really kind of a gray area?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-26 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-26 Pub. Date: 2012-06-26
Image Number: 82889
Caption: Meanwhile, across town … "Dear congregant: When I spoke out in favor of equal marriage rights for gays last month … half of you quit the church. We want you back. If you renew your membership now, you'll receive a set of nunchucks and a gift certificate to Denny's." Perfect. "Call in the next fifteen minutes, and receive divine forgiveness at half off." No, that part just sounds desperate.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-04-15 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-04-15 Pub. Date: 2012-04-15
Image Number: 78075
Caption: I would've quit passing judgment. I would've quit clinging to the past. I would've quit all my bad habits. But I'd already quit quitting.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-12 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-12 Pub. Date: 2012-01-12
Image Number: 75071
Caption: What do you mean I'm ineligible for unemployment insurance? You're not eligible if you quit your job without good cause. You don't think choosing to go get my son instead of going on an overseas assignment for a month was a good cause? If you want to plead your case, we can schedule an ignoring. You mean a "hearing"? What did I say?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-28 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-28 Pub. Date: 2011-12-28
Image Number: 74741
Caption: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - Nah, bruh, I'm serious … How you gonna pay rent and feed yo' son if you just quit your job? Like I said, I'll just get a new one. Hahahahahaha. Stupid great recession.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-25 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-25 Pub. Date: 2011-12-25
Image Number: 73844
Caption: So why'd you quit your job? Told you. Dr. Noodle. Humor me. Fine. One more time … My boss came over to me, turned to everyone and said "I don’t like this brother. I never liked this brother. This brother never works." Seriously. Then she said "We need to get better brothers in this office or not get any at all." Turns out she was talkin' 'bout the printer behind me. Oh. Well that was just a misunderstanding. Then she said brothers must be made by Mexicans.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-29 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-29 Pub. Date: 2011-10-29
Image Number: 67159
Caption: The judge gave you full custody of Lionel?! Yeah! I won! Dios mio, Lemont! I'm so happy for you! I've never won anything in my whole life!!! Of course you have! You have friends who love you, you do what you like to do for a living, and you've got your health. And apparently you don't ever go hungry. Quit while I'm ahead!
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-24 quit 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-24 Pub. Date: 2011-04-24
Image Number: 59963
Caption: What do you mean, nobody should own a dog? Just yesterday, you said you have three of them. I don't recall that. Communist Muslims from Kenya who're too busy apologizing for America to produce their birth certificates … THEY own dogs. The American people, on the other hand, know that dogs are untrustworthy. I mean, c'mon ... all those legs? It's just not natural. You can't suddenly be against something you used to favor, just because Obama favors it too. That's not a very honest or mature way to ... Oh. It's because Obama's trying to quit smoking. I don't re-cough HACK! - recall HACK!
     
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