Solange Knowles got married!!! That's n … Who? Beyonce's sister. I've had a crush on her ever since I found out Beyonce was already taken. I always imagined that someday we'd meet, fall in love, and together we'd start a reality show. I mean "family." This is why I don't cover psychotherapy in your health insurance. You'd bankrupt me.
Tell me about your mother. Pardon? I asked what I should order. You recommended a hot cocoa. That could be significant. It could signify emotionally distant parents. Tell me: when you faced discomfort as a child, did your parents comfort you with their words and their love? ... Or did you take comfort in hot cocoa, peanut butter sandwiches, and such? Were you breast-fed? I hate when the therapist conference is in town.