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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-25 |
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2019-11-25 |
| Image Number: |
180573 |
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Medicare for all! What? Impeach Trump! Universal background checks! I've got to cut down on my caffeine! We beg of you.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-16 |
| Image Number: |
172981 |
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Ye ol' recap: The gang road-tripped to Arizona. Mort wanted to protest the new immigration law. The other fellas wanted to meet chicks at the Phoenix Hooters. But Rudy put Hooper in the GPS and they wound up in Hooper, Utah. Or, rather, 100 miles outside of Hooper. On a dusty road. Without gas. Or snack foods. And no cellphone service. Or internet access. Or useful tools of any kind. Obsolete technology ... except a manually-powered bullhorn. You and you @#$% GPS got us into this mess!!! Can you use that thing to call for help?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-06 |
| Image Number: |
172756 |
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Road tripping to Phoenix to protest Arizona's immigration laws, the gang slept all night while Rudy drove. In the morning, they awoke to make their voices heard! What the heck is going on?!?! This should be the Hooters in Phoenix! I followed the GPS directions exactly. Distracted, he'd entered into the GPS "Hoopers," a tiny town in Northern Utah. Prepare for the usual internecine conflict. To be continued. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-05 |
| Image Number: |
172755 |
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Self-styled '60s revolutionary Mort Park, Incensed by Arizona's new immigration law, asked his cafe cohorts to road trip to Phoenix to protest. They agreed, hoping to meet chicks. I've had three lattes and programmed the Phoenix Hooters into the GPS. Y'all go to sleep in back and when you wake up or we'll be getting our mojo on. And protesting bigoted policies! And watered-down drinks. How dare they serve that cheap stuff. Must have banana daiquiris. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-02 |
| Image Number: |
172752 |
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Can we take your van to Arizona to protest the immigration law? Conflicted. You support this despicable law? It's like this: More immigrants means more competition for chicks. Latin men are handsome so if we create a mean and hostile place for immigrants and drive them away, my odds get better. DOUBLY despicable!! Immigration policy is tricky stuff. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-29 |
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2018-06-29 |
| Image Number: |
172520 |
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Want to get into the van? Hih? WE're road tripping to Arizona. We're gonna protest the onerous immigration laws. We'll innundate the man with papers showing we're citizens, then burn them and inhald of smoke of peaceful resistance. They have big TVs there. Dibs on the Netflix queue! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-28 |
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2018-06-28 |
| Image Number: |
172519 |
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What do you think of my idea for non-violent protests of Arizona's onerous immigration laws? Outdated. But - This is the era of MMA - Martial Arts Brawls, pay-per-view battles to submission. If you're mad at Arizona, challenge it to a cage match until one of the other of you breaks your forearm!!! Know your audience. I'll pay $16 to watch you wrestle Arizona's governor. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-25 |
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2018-06-25 |
| Image Number: |
172516 |
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Here they are! What? My papers. They show I'm a citizen of the United States. I'm here legally. So? Pass it along to the governor of Arizona! Brilliant idea for non-violent protest to follow. Hoo-boy. Stay tuned.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-27 |
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2017-02-27 |
| Image Number: |
155084 |
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I was supposed to speak at Berkeley about my new book on male-female relations. What do you mean "supposed to"? A few students protested, and before we knew it, radical outside agitators from the Anti-Lovin' Brigade started throwing Molotov cocktails. Then everyone blamed the students, and Berkeley fell sixteen notches on the Princeton Review's list of party schools. I'm surprised you let some "brigade" shut down your speech, Randy. The cute brigadier's eyes and mine met across a burning quad ... Less surprised, now.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-02 |
| Image Number: |
153980 |
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I heard you got sixteen phone numbers at the women's march. Shame! Well, you heard wrong, Sadie. I got 1,600. But it's not what you think. I'm helping to create a vast network of people to fight all the coming anti-woman legislation. Oh. Well … all right, then. Where'd you put all those numbers, some sort of computer machine? No, I put 'em right here. I know a little black book when I see one! It's an iPhone.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-01 |
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2017-02-01 |
| Image Number: |
153979 |
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Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. How come you were at the women's march? Was it to pick up women? Of course not. Then why were you doused in cologne and your mustache was combed, and you had on your tightest jeans, and your chest hairs were coiffed and glistening? There's a difference between being there to pick up women, and being there not to not pick up women. I see. I think.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-19 |
| Image Number: |
152375 |
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You know how I was watching "Highway to Heaven" on Youtube? Everything was going great until I got to season two episode six. To protest toxic contamination, the angel put on a huge bird suit and drove a tricycle around, yelling "Kaw! Kaw!" and playing "You Spin Me Right Round" on a boombox. It took me 31 years to successfully repress that memory. Thanks a lot, Youtube. It's at the 11:10 mark in the video.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-11-21 |
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2015-11-21 |
| Image Number: |
135393 |
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I'm thinking of skipping the holidays this year, in protest. Very good, little buddy. I see you've read chapter 7 of "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's Guide to Winning Respect." "Become an admirable person by sacrificing something meaningful to you, in order to help others achieve something meaningful to them." I'm very proud of you, young grasshopper. I'm protesting the fact that I can't shop at H&M on Thanksgiving 'cause they'll be closed. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-06-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-06-15 |
| Image Number: |
128444 |
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It'll come down to Bush vs. Clinton, little buddy. How do you know? Because people keep saying "I don't want a Bush or a Clinton." The country doth protest too much, methinks. True. People always say they hate sequels, but sequels always earn tons of money. If Theodore Roosevelt IV decides to run, all bets are off. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-05-11 |
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2015-05-11 |
| Image Number: |
126887 |
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Ask Sadie™ Dear Irresponsible Sadie: Last week you said riots are the natural response to police brutality. How dare you excuse looting and property damage and violence!!!! By excusing riots, you are contributing to the cycle of violence. You have a public platform and with that comes responsibility. You, Sadie, have A LOT to learn!!! - Disappointed in Delaware. You need to learn the difference between an EXPLANATION and an "excuse," you condescending, insufferable troglodyte! I mean ... thank you for writing. Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-09-16 |
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2014-09-16 |
| Image Number: |
116549 |
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Sadie? What're you doing with a gun? You ninnies put up a sign saying "No Guns." That's going to attract criminals who prey on the unarmed, and it’s going to attract pro-gun fanatics who'll want to protest the new policy. The café will soon be filled with goons looking to harm, and goons who think only their gun can protect them from anarchy. Naturally, I need to protect myself from all of them. Boss, I'm taking a sick-year. |
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