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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-14 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-14 Pub. Date: 2018-04-14
Image Number: 170414
Caption: Clyde, I've never asked you this before, but … do you own a gun? What? Ain't you seen what happened to that brotha Philando Castile? Shot for telling a cop he has a licensed gun and a permit. John Crawford III … Tamir Rice … the country don't think the second amendment apply to us, Big L ... they think the second amendment's to protect them from us. You didn't answer my question.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-13 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-13 Pub. Date: 2018-04-13
Image Number: 170413
Caption: I don't see why you're so surprised I own a gun, Lemont. I was raised around guns. Papa was a sheriff's deputy. Remember? Of course I remember, Susan. How could I ever forget? He was the very first cop who ever pulled me over for no reason. You had just run over someone. the tricycle always has the right of way, everyone knows that!
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-21 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-21 Pub. Date: 2017-12-21
Image Number: 166286
Caption: Date-a-Chick.com. Suggestion: Write about a romantic dream you recently experienced. Date-a-Chick.com. Profile: I dreamt I was walking along a beach … Date-a-Chick.com. Profile: … hand in hand with a beluga whale. Which is odd for a few reasons. Date-a-Chick.com. Error: Excessive honesty detected. Please try again.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-25 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-25 Pub. Date: 2016-08-25
Image Number: 147665
Caption: C-Dog don't never dream 'cause dreamin' just make real life worse, Big L. Let's say I dream I can stand on a corner or walk across the street without some cop bothering me. Then when I wake up, no matter where I go, there some cop lookin' out his car window at me, just waiting for a reason to "put me in my place." If I don't dream things can be better, then I ain't never disappointed. I know what you mean. Last night I dreamt you weren't depressing.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-15 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-15 Pub. Date: 2015-11-15
Image Number: 134847
Caption: I think I'm getting jaded, Doc. Dr. Noodle. A few weeks ago, Blingy & Poshman Jewelers in Candorville did something very, very racist. S. Pookie Blackman is a multimillionaire quarterback for the Candorville Chickens. He stopped by to check out some jewelry. As soon as they saw the 6'10" black man coming, the store employees locked the door, begged him to leave, and then when he rang the doorbell, they called the police. But when I heard all that, all I did was shrug and think "I hope he didn't end up buying anything." I see. It's normal. Sometimes your outrage-muscle needs a rest. I was able to work up some anger about the cops who asked him why he had a nice car.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-12 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-12 Pub. Date: 2015-11-12
Image Number: 135009
Caption: Date-a-Chick.com. Suggestion: Write about a romantic dream you recently experienced. Date-a-Chick.com. Profile: I dreamt I was walking along a beach … Date-a-Chick.com. Profile: … hand-in-hand with a beluga whale. Which is odd for a few reasons. Date-a-Chick.com. Error: Excessive honesty detected. Please try again.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-16 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-16 Pub. Date: 2015-09-16
Image Number: 132516
Caption: Remember last night, when you sent me a Facebook message? Go on. Remember how you told me you're desperate for a date … go on … and asked me to help you write a date-a-chick.com profile that would hide your desperation. Go on. Remember how easy it is to post something publicly on a person's wall, when you meant to send a private message? Stop.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-15 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-15 Pub. Date: 2015-09-15
Image Number: 132515
Caption: Date-A-Chick.com Suggestion: write a headline that makes you sound a bit dangerous. Date-A-Chick.com Headline: I'm the one … Date-A-Chick.com Headline: … Yoda warned Luke about before Luke went into the cave on Dagoba. Date-A-Chick.com Suggestion: Do not follow that suggestion.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-16 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-16 Pub. Date: 2015-04-16
Image Number: 125565
Caption: How's it coming? This profile I wrote for you will definitely appeal to a good man, Susan. "Looking for a gentleman who's into science fiction, who's not afraid of crying, and who thinks about calling his mother every day. Actually calling his mother every day would be kind of stalker-ish." Maybe I'll write my own profile after all. "Must be ok with my having a virile male best friend."
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-12 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-12 Pub. Date: 2015-04-12
Image Number: 124956
Caption: I read the government's using planes to spy on our cellphones. I think it's funny people care about that #$%@. The government been spyin' on me all my life, and didn't nobody care 'bout that. What do you mean? I step out my front door, the police watch from they car. If I walk by a cop, he ask what I got in my jeans. If I walk to 7-Eleven, the police ask where I'm goin'. When I get there, the security guard follow me around the store. Didn't nobody care about "government surveillance" when they thought it only happened to me. Where was Edward Snowman when cops was feelin' me up? Technically, security guards aren't the government.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-08 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-08 Pub. Date: 2015-02-08
Image Number: 122070
Caption: I read that cops in Miami Beach were using six mugshots of black people for target practice. My first thought was "That's so #$% racist!" But then the police chief spoke about it. He said it's to make sure cops are able to tell different black people apart. So my second thought was: "That's a really good thing." Then maybe cops won't kill innocent people by accident. But then my third thought was "Wait a minute ... all six mugshots have bullet holes in them." Why can't I ever learn to just stop at my second thought, like most people? You'd better never go to Miami Beach, Lemont.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-02 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-02 Pub. Date: 2014-12-02
Image Number: 119642
Caption: What do you mean you have to stay at my place for two weeks? I'm a unarmed black man. Seem like police, vigilantes an' bruthas be shootin' unarmed black men once every couple weeks. I just gotta wait till the next one happen, then I'll have another two-week window to walk home. It's like it's open season on unarmed black men ... ... an' erebody think they Elmer Fudd. Look on the bright side: plenty of other people get shot too. ... That didn't come out right.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-01 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-01 Pub. Date: 2014-12-01
Image Number: 119641
Caption: Thanks for walking me home, to protect me from all the thugs. Anytime, girl. Now it's your turn to walk ME home. What do you mean? To protect me from all the cops. Dios mio. I ain't tryin' to be the next brutha on the news.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-05 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-05 Pub. Date: 2014-09-05
Image Number: 115921
Caption: So? You wrote a good profile, Susan. But … … if you want a RESPECTFUL man to ask you out, be careful what you write. Certain phrases make guys only think about one thing. For instance, "looking for fun." That's gotta go. Really? Oh … ok. Better not write "hello," either.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-28 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-28 Pub. Date: 2014-08-28
Image Number: 115531
Caption: C-Dog don’t never dream 'cause dreamin' just make real life worse, Big L. Let's say I dream I can stand on a corner or walk across the street without some cop bothering me. Then I wake up, no matter where I go, there some cop lookin' out his car window at me, just waiting for a reason to "put me in my place." If I don't DREAM things can be better, then I ain't never disappointed. I know what you mean. Last night I dreamt you weren't depressing.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-15 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-15 Pub. Date: 2014-08-15
Image Number: 114929
Caption: You ever think about how what you have in your hand totally changes how people see you? If you fling open someone's door at work or school, they think you're trouble. But if you're holding a walkie-talkie they think you're there to protect them. If you're standing on a rooftop, people think you're taking in the view. But if you're holding binoculars, they think you're a pervert. I told you not to bring those. Pretty sure that guy yelling "ivoy a llamar al 911!" wasn't a good thing.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-07-13 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-07-13 Pub. Date: 2014-07-13
Image Number: 113038
Caption: Do you remember those five black and latin brothas from New York who was put in jail for assaulting a lady they never met? They sat in jail for years for that 'cause the NYPD was so sure it had to be some brown kids that they didn't bother lookin' no further. The city just had to pay those brothas $40 million 'cause of the injustice of it all. $40 million! Can you beleedat, Big L? They only one thing that would make this story better ... If somebody would pay the lady that got attacked $40 million, too. Who are you and what have you done with the real Clyde? They could also pay me $2 mil for havin' to watch it all on tv back when it happened.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-09 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-09 Pub. Date: 2013-12-09
Image Number: 104847
Caption: You hear 'bout them black kids in Rochester who got arrested for loitering … … while all they was doin' was waitin' for they school bus? Does that surprise you? This is the country that described Travon Martin's screwdriver as a "burglary tool." In my hands, someone's liable to call this basketball a "weapon." Only if they ain't never played ball with you.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-10 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-10 Pub. Date: 2013-11-10
Image Number: 103223
Caption: Update your Date-a-Dude.com profile: Looking for: A man who's a good listener. … Unlike all the OTHER guys I've dated. Also … A man who doesn’t want to date me just to prove to his friends he can date a pretty woman, or just to prove to himself that he isn't gay. I am SO OVER guys like that. A man who isn't a lying, cheating jerk like the last guy I dated. Actually, like ALL the guys I've dated. Maybe like all guys, period. A man who doesn't have any KIDS or any CRAZY, JEALOUS EX-GIRLFRIENDS. The guy I'm hung up on right now (I'll probably tell you all about him) has both and it's REALLY annoying. In short, I want someone with no baggage.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-19 profile 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-19 Pub. Date: 2013-10-19
Image Number: 102723
Caption: DATE-A-CHICK.COM. Suggestion: describe your ideal location for a first date. On our first date, we'd: … Go on a tour of my life so you can get to know the REAL me. On our first date, we'd: We'll start at the comic book store, which is where I learned to love reading. ERROE: We said "first" date, not "final" date.
     
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