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Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-27 |
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2019-11-27 |
| Image Number: |
180636 |
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More Animal Grammar. Crying wolf. Help! Wolf! Help! Crying wolf. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-19 |
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2019-11-19 |
| Image Number: |
180387 |
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Porcupine Affirmations. Where there's a quill, there's a way! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-12 |
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2019-11-12 |
| Image Number: |
180380 |
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Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-09 |
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2019-11-09 |
| Image Number: |
180217 |
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Whenever one door closes, another one opens. As a security guard, that's an unsettling thing to hear. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-27 |
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2019-10-27 |
| Image Number: |
180154 |
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It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often means somebody is being given an unfair advantage. It has a much more literal meaning in a society of cannibals! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-14 |
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2019-09-14 |
| Image Number: |
179563 |
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That's the last time I listen to the saying about it being easier to ask forgiveness than permission. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-23 |
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2019-08-23 |
| Image Number: |
179150 |
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Museum of the Mint. "In God we trust" first appeared on the 2-cent piece in 1864. They coined a phrase! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-25 |
| Image Number: |
178639 |
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I invented the wheel! I invented the catchy advertising slogan! Where there's a wheel, there's a way! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-14 |
| Image Number: |
178509 |
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When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-04 |
| Image Number: |
178333 |
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A stove in the middle of the room? Who invented it? Ben, there done that! (Published originally on March 31, 2014.) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-03 |
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2019-07-03 |
| Image Number: |
178332 |
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What kind of pillows are those? Down, boy! I've been waiting years to say that! (Published originally on Feb. 17, 2014.) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-24 |
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2019-03-24 |
| Image Number: |
176982 |
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The phrase "pushing the envelope" came into common usage after Tom Wolfe used it in his book "The Right Stuff." He was describing test pilots with exceptional courage who were expanding the limits of flight. Ernie wants to become a test pilot and people ask me if has the right stuff. Unfortunately, his level of courage can only be described by saying Ernie is not able to push the envelope because he's terrified of getting a paper cut! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-13 |
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2018-12-13 |
| Image Number: |
175371 |
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3. F E. Let's go, it's about to get crowded here. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-25 |
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2018-11-25 |
| Image Number: |
175139 |
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Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-21 |
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2018-11-21 |
| Image Number: |
175045 |
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Italian Cyber-Crime Unit. There were no victims because we shut down those scammers just 24 hours after they went online. Rome wasn't bilked in a day! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-08 |
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2018-11-08 |
| Image Number: |
174903 |
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Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Money isn't everything! (Published originally on Sept. 23, 2013.) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-12 |
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2018-05-12 |
| Image Number: |
171237 |
| Caption: |
I never understood why they talk about something "going south" as if it is a bad thing. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-23 |
| Image Number: |
167831 |
| Caption: |
So. you're self-centered and scared to leave the house. What came first, the chicken or the ego? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-21 |
| Image Number: |
166806 |
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Oh-oh. I dropped my iPhone. YOu'll find it. The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-20 |
| Image Number: |
166805 |
| Caption: |
To be romantic you should have said that around here you "heart skips a beat," not that you have no rhythm. |
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