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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-12-01 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-12-01 Pub. Date: 2019-12-01
Image Number: 180584
Caption: I saw that article you wrote about how California should do a public takeover of that PG&E utility company … just because they seem to keep starting massive wildfires. And to stop that they keep turning off power for millions of people. Yeah. The state's publicly-owned utilities like SMUD and Silicon Valley Power don't seem to get themselves into these predicaments. Maybe that's because they don't spend their money on lobbyists, fancy dinners, huge salaries, or dividend payments. Yeah, but Venezuela. Um ... What? That's the universally recognized trump card for any conversation. So declared by the International Association of Weaselly Arguments. I don't recognize their authority. Venezuela.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-10-12 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-10-12 Pub. Date: 2019-10-12
Image Number: 179809
Caption: I told you we should start accepting Paypal. Spare change? Spare™ change?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-16 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-16 Pub. Date: 2018-10-16
Image Number: 174492
Caption: Rudy Park, my college roommate, sent me an evite to the grand opening of his new café. The zoning board declined to comment. So I filed a Freedom of Information Act request. Turns out the building was rezoned in the dead of night to permit a café, just hours after a huge payment from sources unknown landed in the zoning commissioner's 3-year-old son's savings account. Should I write the expose before I give Rudy a cafe-warming gift ... or after? Remind me never to send you and evite. What's the etiquette?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-12 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-12 Pub. Date: 2018-10-12
Image Number: 174391
Caption: Dear Lemont Brown, Because we raised your APR, your most recent automatic payment to Feudalbanc Massacard was short by one cent. So we've charged you a $75 late fee. Unless you have as many lobbyists in Congress as Feudalbanc does, there is absolutely nothing you can do other than pay up. To admit defeat, sign here: Lemont Brown.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-26 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-26 Pub. Date: 2017-04-26
Image Number: 157286
Caption: Tell me again why you ain't gone to the doctor 'bout your heart, Big L? I lost my health insurance. I've saved all my life for a down payment on a house, so I'll have something to leave to my son. If I go to the hospital, I'll probably lose it all and he'll inherit nothing. But I have life insurance, so if I die, he'll inherit my savings and $2 million. This country be messed up, bruh. I've recorded 18 years' worth of advice and dad-jokes for him.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-23 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-23 Pub. Date: 2017-04-23
Image Number: 156529
Caption: Hello, you've reached Sisyphus Mortgage. This is Ryan. How may I hinder you? I just got an ad saying you specialize in loans for self-employed people. I'm self-employed. I've taken all the tax deductions the law allows, so my income appears to be much smaller than it actually is. Is there any type of loan I'd qualify for? Of course. If you've got 24 months of bank statements that show you can easily afford the monthly payments, you may qualify for a "bank statement loan." I could get you bank statements. Great! ... Oh, one more thing, we also need to see receipts proving that your expenses match your bank accounts. You do? ... O ... K ... I'll see if I can dig those up. Great! ... Oh, one more thing, we'll also need to see your business license. Ryan, how many "one more things" are there? Before I can answer that, I just need one more thing ...
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-09 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-09 Pub. Date: 2016-10-09
Image Number: 148825
Caption: Hello, you've reached Candorville county. This is Ryan 2.0. How may I hinder you? My son was mistakenly enrolled in Medicaid. I need him off that. Please listen carefully as our options may have changed. To discuss Medicaid eligibility, say "two." To report fraud, say "three." To report child or elder abuse, say "four." Two. To obtain a business license, say "five." "Two." To dispute a county tax lien or inquire about your property tax bill, say "six." "Two." To make a child support payment, say "seven." To send an inmate a care package, say "eight." "Two." I said TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! Just put an actual person on the phone! That option is invalid. To purchase coroner gift shop merchandise, say "nine."
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-29 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-29 Pub. Date: 2015-11-29
Image Number: 135319
Caption: Wells Fraggo fraud department, Ryan speaking. How may I hinder you? I just checked my bank account, and it's overdrawn because of several $99.95 charges at zoosk.com. I want to know how this happened, Ryan. … Ok, I just did a Google search. That appears to be an online dating site. ... Also, it seems a lot of other people have complained about this same thing happening to them. It probably happened because someone is stealing ATM card numbers and using them to sign up for accounts. Calling ... Wells Fraggo Fraud Dept. (favorited). No, I mean how come you didn't think there was anything fishy about fifteen $99.95 charges from the same dating site?! Why on earth did you let those payments go through?! We figured you were just really, really desperate.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-04 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-04 Pub. Date: 2015-11-04
Image Number: 134723
Caption: Dear Lemont Brown, Because we raised your APR, your most recent automatic payment to Feudalbanc Massacard was short by one cent. So we've charged you a $75 late fee. Unless you have as many lobbyists in Congress as Feudalbanc does, there is absolutely nothing you can do other than pay up. To admit defeat, sign here: x Lemont Brown.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-03 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-03 Pub. Date: 2015-10-03
Image Number: 133087
Caption: A federal court just ruled the song "Happy Birthday" is in the public domain. I guess that means we can all stop sending royalty payments to Warner Chappell Music every time we sing it in public. Wait … we can all what? You know how much I'd have saved if this ruling had come down 30-something years ago? Dios mio.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-19 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-19 Pub. Date: 2015-09-19
Image Number: 132519
Caption: Hello creditor, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone right now because you're trying to collect payment from me. If I pay you today, you won't be able to charge me a late fee, which is how you make a lot of your money. Say "thank you" at the sound of the beep. Beep.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-08 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-08 Pub. Date: 2015-01-08
Image Number: 121079
Caption: Do you know why I'm headed to the hospital right now? Um ... No ... You ok? No, I'm not. I'm headed there to give them this huge check, thanks to Obamacare. I like to deliver it in person, so I can glare at them disapprovingly. The opposition has pretty much completely fallen apart. Also, I think my appendix may have exploded.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-08 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-08 Pub. Date: 2014-11-08
Image Number: 118500
Caption: When you think about it, AMERICAN CHEESE is very appropriately named. It comes in several different colors, and it's almost always "processed cheese food" instead of authentic cheese. The only thing that'd make it MORE American is if it paid way more for its cellphone bill than European cheese did. Hey, I LIKE American cheese! It also has a very low melting point.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-16 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-16 Pub. Date: 2014-08-16
Image Number: 114930
Caption: Hello, creditor, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. Paying 30% interest on the bus ticket you helped me buy 20 years ago is more important to me than survival. So I can't come to the phone right now, because I'm busy bundling all my cash to send to you instead of using it to feed my child, pay my rent and keep my lights on. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done making money appear out of thin air. BEEP.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-04 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-04 Pub. Date: 2014-05-04
Image Number: 110313
Caption: This better not be Indirectv. This is Bryan, with Indirectv. You haven't paid your satellite TV bill in two months. I made payment arrangements with you guys two weeks ago. You said I have till next month to pay, but you guys keep calling me three times a day, every day, anyway. I sent you a certified letter telling you not to call me ever again. Do you know what that means, Bryan? It means that according to the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act, you owe me up to $1000 for each time you've called me since then. I'm sorry, I was away from the phone. Can you repeat that? Uh ... never mind. Carry on. We're going to keep calling you every day till you pay your bill. Oh, no. I think your constant calls are close to working. I probably can't take more than a couple more weeks of this harassment.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-24 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-24 Pub. Date: 2013-11-24
Image Number: 103804
Caption: Wells Fraggo Fraud Department. Ryan speaking. How may I hinder you? I just checked my bank account, and it's overdrawn because of several $99.95 charges at Zoosk.com. I want to know how this happened, Ryan. … Okay, I just did a Google search. That appears to be an online dating site. ... Also, it seems a lot of other people have complained about this same thing happening to them. It probably happened because someone is stealing ATM card number and using them to sign up for accounts. Calling .. Wells Fraggo Fraud Dept. (favorited). No, I meant how come you didn't think there was anything fishy about fifteen $99.95 charges from the same dating site?! Why on earth did you let those payments go through? We figured you were just really, really desperate.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-10 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-10 Pub. Date: 2013-08-10
Image Number: 100036
Caption: Hello creditor, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone right now because you're trying to collect payment from me. If I pay you today, you wont be able to charge me a late fee, which is how you make a lot of your money. Say "Thank You" at the sound of the beep. BEEP.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-01 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-01 Pub. Date: 2013-08-01
Image Number: 99763
Caption: Pie Rett Collection Agency. Some guy named Lester called me yesterday from your office and said I owe ATNT $158. When I told him I've never used ATNT and won't pay him a dime, Lester ended up insulting me. I hung up on him. I'm sorry. So you're calling to file a complaint? I'm calling 'cause I just thought of a good comeback.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-31 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-31 Pub. Date: 2013-07-31
Image Number: 99762
Caption: This is Lester with Pie Rett Collections. We're calling you to collect $158 that you owe ATNT. How would you like to take care of that? By credit card of check? By telling you I don’t use ATNT and don’t owe ATNT $158, so I'm not going to pay you a dime. Ever. That's not one of the options, Lemont. IT IS NOW, LESTER!
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-20 payment 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-20 Pub. Date: 2013-07-20
Image Number: 99245
Caption: I think you're only scratching the surface. Dr. Noodle. You're not stressed about being broke. You're stressed because you fear what that says about you. M.A. You fear it means you're irresponsible. Worthless. A useless mole on the booty of mankind. Hey, I told you I'll pay you next Tuesday. Get off my case. You're defensive. That's a sign of a deeper fear ...
     
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