Hi guys. How was the party? Fine. I guess. No! (sob!) It was awful! Yeah. It kinda got out of control. I just took care of my drunk friends all night! Some people were really wasted! Guys were acting weird and I had to hold Whitney's hair back while she barfed in the toilet for like, an hour! The whole night was ruined, thanks to a few stupid people! Idiots! Well, we're glad that you're both okay! And we're going to pretend we're sorry you had to go through that.
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott
Jeremy, you can't have a party without doing some planning! Don't worry. It's no big deal, Mom … I'll do all of the work. All you have to do is feed everybody and clean up afterwards.