I was part of the press pool covering the president's visit to Puerto Rico. I covered the whole thing. The part where he gave his own response an A+ â€¦ the part where he threw supplies as if they were prizes at desperate survivors â€¦ the part where he told Puerto Ricans they were costing us a lot of money ... the part where he said it wasn't a "real" catastrophe like Hurricane Katrina ... the part where he said that finger the crowd used must be the Puerto Rican equivalent of a "thumbs-up" ... How come the article you wrote about it was called "Nailed It."?
You wanted to see me, Mr. Fitzhugh? Garcia, your idea for the boundy paper towel ad campaign just isn't working for me. You have a man cleaning with it, and that's just not realistic. I say we go in a different direction. You mean you want me to use a woman instead. Sure, let's do what every other agency does, and show a comforting image of a woman who gets all tingly drying dishes. I'm saying she gets really excited, if you know what I mean. Maybe we can even show this woman submerged under water, happily drying a dish with boundy paper towels, not even noticing that she's suffocating to death -- because she's just so excited to be drying a @*$% dish! Great! have it on my desk by Wednesday.